Subway

[Intro]

Attention parents and grandparents of young children

Yuh, okay, yeah

(Five dollar foot-long! Five dollar foot-long!)

Uh, grrraah

Yuh, yuh, yuh

Yuh, yuh

Gay



[Hook: Fried Rice & Pridemore]

Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh

Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh

Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh

Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (okay)

Subway wrap up (trig)

Turn my VOX UP (fuck)

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (trig)

Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)

Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh

Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh

Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh

Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (okay)

Subway wrap up (trig)

Turn my VOX UP (fuck)

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (trig)

Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)



[Verse 1: Feather Man]

You know I quit theater, ayy

Your girl fat like Peter, ayy

Hurricane with athena, ayy

Got two bands with no music, ayy

We go pretty global, Sub

We go Jared Fogle, way

I like to fuck horses, neigh

Get women like Forrest, gay

Grabbing all the titties, call me Catherine Garcia

I fuck your homo madre then I fuck your gay ass tia

I fuck her from the floor to the chandelier, Sia

My Puerto Rican friends should get deported



[Hook: Fried Rice & Pridemore]

Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh

Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh

Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh

Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (okay)

Subway wrap up (trig)

Turn my VOX UP (fuck)

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (trig)

Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)



[Verse 2: Cracker Jap]

Yeah, I eat that pussy, I call that Siamese

Raped like a chink, nanking Chinese

Five dolla sucky suck, gimme that zucky zuck

3mm Peter, railroad trucky truck

Kitachyousen, shinzou abe

Jisatsu shitai, sugu korose

Js ero, ii hentai

Kanpeki pero

He's senpai

Pedophilic life, that's that good shit

Yakuza stains, that's that hood shit

Deep south racism, no it ain't Georgia

Cause we left China cucked like they're fucking Florida

Misairu lonchi, konma, konchi

Hiroshima eieen, kamakazi yoshi

Banzai, hakusai, katana o tote

Kanpeki sansei, kike yo boke

Banzai



[Hook: Fried Rice & Pridemore]

Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh

Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh

Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh

Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (okay)

Subway wrap up (trig)

Turn my VOX UP (fuck)

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (trig)

Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)



[Verse 3: Fried Rice]

And I wonder if you know

How they do in Portl-a-n-d

Color contrast warp around n' shit

Don’t need your candy

I just wanna please the Chute

Keep iTunes money handy

Analyze an ORYZA tape

My band is gonna rise up, bape drift

Pen and write, late shift all night, think I’m about to crash

If I act too trendy then this shit will not last

If you try to silence me I just might kick your ass

This shit gets hot quick, it ain't no Hydro Flask



[Hook: Fried Rice & Pridemore]

Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh

Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh

Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh

Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (okay)

Subway wrap up (trig)

Turn my VOX UP (fuck)

Write a rap up (okay)

ThinkPads out bruh (trig)

Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)



[Verse 4: Pridemore]

Flowin’, moterboatin’, soakin’ up of all the iced tea

Walkin’ up the bodega, I’m 'bout to buy an ICE-E

A couple Kit-Kat bars and a set of Now and Laters

Got a set of VCRs, make a tape like Hannah Baker (hey)

Triplet flow like tripartite like Takeoff, Quavo, Offset

AK, AR-15, match it up with silver Barrettes

Bullet to the head, Alzheimer's, yeah oh yeah you forget

Piss shit fuck and dicks you suck, that’s living life with tourettes (Yay!)

Fuck your bitch I’m boutta kill like OJ Simpson

We gonna spend that cheese like we be doin’ big pimpin’

Buyin’ out the docks I take the yacht out goin’ fishin’

I’m playin’ up that Zelda, I be like (Hey, listen!)

Whippin’ out that nae-nae dab y’all sucking on a penis

I’m racing outer space and we be pullin’ up on Venus

You talkin’ bout them old ass memes like (Do you know de wei?)

Finna school ya ass up, take you straight to Subway, okay?



[Outro]

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