I know you fed up, but just recognize
You don’t know your own strength, get bigger thighs (haha)
I don’t what’s going through my head when I’m typing rhymes but I
Think it’s fire, and so should you, cause you’re a smart guy
“Then what’s point of having an opinion?” she asks
And then I just pulled my pants down, and showed my ass (mwah!)
You make a good point, she says, staring at my dick
She wants to lick up and down, with her tits out (slurp)
That’s really what I’m bout, I know how to get down
My words are like bullets, so I guess I’m spitting rounds
Oh my god, (corny!) I’m glad you said it
Now go sit at the front of the class, while you’re on Reddit (Ok!)
Staring at anime ass, don’t be afraid to admit it (What?)
I don’t give a fuck about your stupid ass opinion (Aw!)
You’re a nerd! (Dork!) I can your sweat from your shorts
I bet you used to think you were dеlivered by a stork
But they forgot to usе a condom, while doing a foursome
So what do you do now? Get an abortion?
Have republicans come blow things out of proportion?
You’re going to hell! Good, heaven is boring!
Christians love Blake the Snake’s music
All them are bumping my shit on the way to sunday service (hallelujah!)
Muslims and Jews, well they love me too!
Diversity is my strong suit, y’all just got some white dudes

Blake the Snake is coming for your ass, now we sing
Blake the Snake, ooh, ooooooooooooooooohhhh

Sorry, I’m back, just had to grab some water
All these thirsty ass bitches wanna clap my shlonger
I took one of those gas station pills, and I’m a goner
I’m gonna have a dick bigger than the Eiffel Tower
Well what’s the matter with that?
That just means I’m getting served a platter of cat (pussy!)
But they just wanna argue about this and that
They’re hogging my dick, because that shit’s too fat (it’s sooo big)
Ohh, well shit, there I go again
Back in eighth grade cocaine was my friend
Yelling at the teachers and shit, tryna start fights
Shitting on the principal's desk, fuck that guy
Or girl whoever it was, I don’t discriminate
Riding through through the halls in a hot wired Escalade
Then the cops showed up, the cops showed up
They never even saw me again, cause I got out of state

Blake the Snake is coming for your ass, now we sing
Blake the Snake, ooh, ooooooooooooooooohhhh