[Verse 1]
Mum stole my darts
I left 'em in her car
She smoked the whole pack
And won't pay me back
Dad stole me buds
I know he took some
He took the biggest nug
He's taxed his own son

[Chorus]
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

[Verse 2]
My Nan stole my car
She drove it real far
She crashed into a tree
And then she stole my keys
The cops stole my drinks
They poured 'em down the sink
I went and bought some more
And I threw up on the floor
[Chorus]
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

[Verse 3]
Mum stole my darts
She kicked me up the ass
She drained my goon sack
And won't pay me back

[Chorus]
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi