[Verse 1]
10:00am at the bottle-o
Waitin' for the open doors
Cheapest bottle of Moscato
Sober mornings are such a bore
Sober mornings are such a bore

[Verse 2]
Couple hours later
Abusin' tourists on the train
Ya can't call me a racist
'Cause I discriminate 'em all the same
I discriminate 'em all the same

[Chorus]
Billy Backwash's day
Billy, Billy Backwash's day

[Verse 3]
2:00pm at the park
Straight goon in a cup
And if you look at me funny
You can bet I'll be arkin' up
You can bet I'll be arkin' up

[Chorus]
Billy Backwash's day
Billy, Billy Backwash's day
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Billy Backwash's day
Billy, Billy Backwash's day