Creeping through the snow
Watching Senpai head back home
Chatting with a girl
Who won’t leave him alone

I’ll make this problem right
And wait until it’s dark
She won’t bother him anymore
When I stab her in the heart!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to kill
Every rival in my way! HEY!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle all the way!
I’ll get Senpai in the end!
He’ll accept my love one day!

When another girl appears
And she gets close to him
I’ll corner her alone
And bash her skull open!

If a third girl comes around
I don’t plan to be kind
She’ll never see me coming
If I tranq her from behind!
AHH!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to kill
Every rival in my way! HEY!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle all the way!
I’ll get Senpai in the end!
He’ll accept my love one day!

We all know how this ends
Senpai will be mine
I’ll soon give him the world
And then I’ll be his bride

If you get in my way
No warning will I give
This Christmas, I’ll take away
The only life you have to live!

HAH!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to kill
Every rival in my way! HEY!
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle all the way!
I’ll get Senpai in the end!
He’ll accept my love one day!