[Intro]
Ha!
This is Bobby Jimmy [cut and looped]
Bobby Jimmy!

[Verse 1]
This is Bobby Jimmy on the microphone
Gonna get down but I'm not alone
My friends are here and they're ready to sing
C'mon baby Bobby, let's do our thing!

[Chorus]
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women

[Verse 2]
Check it out, I like the women with the real big butts
It drives me crazy, it makes me nuts
They walk in the park without a care
Real ugly women with nappy hair
Listen guys, let me give you some tips
Just get you a woman with some real big lips
He, he, he, he, he, he, he

[Chorus]
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
[Verse 3]
Hello, my name is Milward [cut and looped]
Mother, I'm on a record, listen please!
(Stop banging in vain Milward!)
Okay, here I go
I'm 38, I live with mother
Have no sister not even a brother
But that's okay 'cause I have a ball
In my room with inflatable dolls
Her name is Mildred, she has a lot of personality...
(Shut up and give me the microphone!)
I'm sorry Bobby, really sorry

[Chorus]
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women

[Verse 4]
Just watch me scratch 'cause I'm so sweet
Haven't had a bath in three whole weeks!
[scratching]
Scratching!
It hurts!
I like the women that look like creatures
You know the ones with monkey-like features
[Monkey noises]
Get away, I don't have any bananas! Mother!
[Chorus]
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women

Somebody scream!
At her!

Don't brush those teeth [cut and looped]
Hey don't brush those teeth!

Hey dudes, it's like I'm from the great white north and like there's too much funk on this record, here I go!

Just stop it, just stop it, just stop that mess
We don't want it on this record, I appreciate it, thank you

[Verse 5]
We like ugly women with real big lips
We like ugly women with oversized hips
The ones with green teeth, the ones with nappy hair
We like ugly womens 'cause we simply don't care, yuck!

Heel, heel
Heel, heel, heel
Heel!

Heel!
Heel!
Heel!
Heel!
Excuse me, Reverend (Yes)
You just gotta help me, you just gotta help me!
(What's wrong my brother?)
This woman, she's beautiful
Yeah that's the problem
I just want you to put a big butt on her and some big lips and some nappy hair and some real big ears and everything
Please, could you do that for me please?
(Maybe I can do it, let me see here)
(Ok, heel, I said heel, heel, now roll over on me and play dead)
(Now fetch this stick, fetch this stick, go, fetch that stick)

Oh baby, [?] baby
You beautiful, you great, thank you!

[Chorus]
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women

Don't comb that hair! [cut and looped]

We love you woman, but don't put none of that makeup on, I told you didn't need none of that makeup
Whatcha mean you're gonna put on some perfume, just use deodorant woman!

Don't shave those legs! [cut and looped]
'Cause I want you to be natural
Yeah, naturally ugly!
Huh huh huh!
Huh, huh, huh!

[Outro]
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women
We like, we like, we like ugly women