The Egyptian Lover
90's Ladies
[Intro]
One, two, three and four and five, six, seven and eight and nine, ten, and then we do it all over again, a-like two, three, four...

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time in 1970
Ladies were nice, respectful and heavenly
Really didn't care about material things
They were real nice, innocent, sweet human beings
Ways to know the value of a dollar
To go on a date, the guy asked a father
Yes, it was sweet, good times back then
No money-hunting witches with a "give it to me" grin
Then came the '80s, the girls turned into ladies
And only wanted guys with big black Mercedes
Now, all of these guys who couldn't afford one of these
Became dope dealers, hustlers and almatar thieves
Dress to impress and be like the rest
Because of the ladies that put him to a test
What else would a man wanna drive around for
Lying, saying "we got this and that", but really ain't got nothin'

[Chorus]
Because of the ladies
Because of the ladies

[Verse 2]
Ha-ha, ha-ha – I gotta laugh sometimes
When I see a girlie who thinks that she's too damn fine
Flashing her diamonds and her newly done nails
But cruisin' in a beaten Honda XL
Then they go to these clubs, and then run around dancin'
Looking for a rich guy, so they can start romancin'
Only to get paid when they get laid
Wake up in the morning, count they money they made
And they really took me up with these ugly-lookin' limos
Fronting like it's theirs, but the tag says "demo"
High-signing prostitute and glamour girl phony
Then the limo to the ghetto, bringing her back lonely
Baby, do it yourself, get a job or something
'Cause if you didn't make it yourself, you ain't accomplished nothin'
[Chorus]
The '90s ladies, yo, here they come
Talkin' about the '90s ladies

[Verse 3]
But now the '80s are over and the ladies are older
They no longer need to cry up on a man's shoulder
They have their own money, they have their own cars
They no longer have skeletons, no longer have stars
They play around now, just like the men of the '80s
We're talking serious, boy, talking '90s ladies
No matter if they're married, living together, or single
The '90s ladies want to mingle, mingle, mingle, mingle
It's no surprise, it's in the looks of their eyes
They need fantasy, not to be old wise
They need fun, boy, they want to live like us
They need power, love, freakin'-ass passion and love
Well, I'm all for it, '90s ladies go to it
I like you better when you babes wanna go do it
I love you ladies full of independence and brains
Now there'll be no more silly, dumb, materialistic games

[Outro]
(Word!) Talkin' about the '90s ladies
I'm talkin' about the '90s ladies
Talkin' about the '90s ladies
Yeah, talkin' about the '90s ladies, '90s ladies go to it