[Intro]
Scratch, scratch, s-scratch, s-s-s-scratch, s-scratch, s-s-scratch
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s...

[Verse]
This is Scratch Force one, better than me is none
And the DJs with the ladies should be called my sons
'Cause I made up all the mixes with this brain and these hands
And my voice is simply better than all you men
All the freaks – I command them, all the beats – I program them
Baby, maybe it's the way Heaven wanted me to be
Because the style is mine, leave the phony ones behind
And besides, I'm the King of Ecstasy
Check it out, folks, and listen up close
I am Number One up on the West Coast
Always have been and always will, DJs and MCs, it's you I kill
I've seen you at the party, I've seen you at the dance
And I know that you scratchin' boys don't have a chance
And if you did an album, please don't do a cover
'Cause with a face like yours you'll never get a lover
Not tryin' to be mean, but I know that you're adopted
Your mother shoulda cheated and your father shoulda stopped it
'Cause if your real parents knew you'd come out like this
They would've jumped outta bed and settle for a kiss
I'm the Egyptian Lover, 22 years young
Better than me on this world is none
You couldn't touch me then, you can't touch me now
So why do you think that you can somehow?
Doing everything that you saw me do
Without my guidance your career would be through
Biting my mixes, you think it's real easy
I'm tellin' you straight up that your scratchin' is sleazy
You're missing, you're not on beat at all, you know?
You know your career will take a downfall
I'm not gonna say names, you know who you are
You're just a lousy cretin, not a superstar
You're soft, you're not fresh at all
And while you're busy bitin' me, I'm havin' a ball
Living it up every day of the week
And by the way: my maid's a freak (freak, freak, freak...)
[Bridge]
This beat is for freaks
This beat is for fre-fre-freaks

[Outro]
This beat is for freaks, this beat is for freaks
This beat is for freaks, this beat is for freaks
This beat is for freaks, this beat is for freaks
This beat is for freaks, this beat is for freaks
This beat is for freaks, this beat is for freaks
This beat is for freaks, this beat is for freaks
This beat is for freaks, this beat is for freaks
This beat is for freaks, this beat is for freaks
Freak! (This beat is for freaks...)