[Verse 1]
Everyone's jealous of my bounce pass
And they run when they see me on the court
You're mad at me 'cause you came in dead last
Well, I think you need to find a new sport
Everyone's jealous of my big bat
Making grand slams everyday
Your savage candy ass couldn't look me in the eye
When we shook hands and said "Good game!"

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm, an athlete
You're an asscheek
Take a back seat
'Cause I go for the goal
You're a pit stain
I'm the big main
I'm an athlete
I put my ball in the hole

[During Synth Solo]
I'm an athlete!
You're an asscheek

[Verse 2]
Everyone's jealous of my big face
'Cause it means that I get good grades
Your face is so small, couldn't see it at all
When I challenged you to a debate
Everyone's jealous of my big ass
'Cause it means that I like to do squats
And I know you like the way my cheeks clap
As I clap your ass in Squash
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm, an athlete
You're an asscheek
Take a back seat
'Cause I go for the goal
You're a shit stain
I'm the big main
I'm an athlete
I put the ball in the hole

I'm an athlete
At the track meet
With the fresh cleats
I'm leaving you in the cold
You're a failson
I'm the big one
I'm an athlete
I put the ball in the hole

[During Synth Solo]
I'm an athlete!
You're an asscheek
Take a back seat
I put the ball in the hole!