[Verse 1]
There's nothing funny
I'm running from the wreckage I wrote
I'm passin' on the gas and I choked
(It's just a joke)
I didn't get the joke now I cope by eating cornflakes
There's no laughin' when I'm snackin' on the dfjshdhasdkjsdfnnsda
(SCOTT)
Now you know to never ever ever do it again
Next time you do it, wear a diaper when you shit in the bed
Next time you do it, wear a condom during sex with your friends
(SCOTT)
We can't be friends
When this is over we will all look back and laugh
Ha, ha look at the past it was bad
Now I've got new shoes and a brand new sweater
Look at my life!
It's getting so much better
It's getting so much better

[Chorus]
My name is Richard and I'm very afraid
My name is Henry and I'm very afraid, I'm afraid
My name is Wayne and I'm very afraid
My name is James and I'm very afraid, I'm afraid
My name is Richard and I'm very afraid
My name is Henry and I'm very afraid, I'm afraid
My name is Wayne and I'm very afraid
My name is James and I'm very afraid, I'm afraid
[Verse 2]
There's no more laughin'
I'm suckin' on the puns and I choked
I clowned till I drowned in the smoke
(Don't smoke)
Deleting all my tweets every time I get stoned
I broke my funny bone throw me a phone
(There's nothing funny)
And now I know to never ever ever ever do it to me
This time I'll wear a diaper while I take a shit on my energy
This time I'll wear a condom during sex with my enemies
(SCOTT)
Am I an enemy?
You are my best friend
Our friendship will never come to an end and I'm enamored by the vibes you send
Roses are red, violets are blue
And I think you are a cool guy, bro you shine bright

[Outro]
Bro you shine bright
Bro you shine bright
(There's nothing funny)
Bro you shine bright
(It's not funny)
Bro you shine bright
(It's just a joke)