[Intro]
Everybody do the doctor dance
Become a surgeon and rip off your face
I have a a PhD in wearing pants
I'm specially qualified 'cause I have legs

[Verse 1]
Every dentist needs a doctor dance
So they can file down your teeth to the taste
Suppress your primal urge and clap your hands
You are a member of the human race

[Chorus]
Everybody do the doctor, doctor
Everybody do the doctor, doctor
You got that feel
Everybody do the doctor, doctor
Everybody do the doctor, doctor
You got that feel

You got that feel
You got that feel
You got that feel
You got that feel

[Verse 2]
Everybody do the doctor dance
Your friendly neighborhood medicinе man
And when he's finished with my rеctal exam
He's gonna give me all the Xanax he can
[Verse 3]
Heavy moaning durst a hay load hangin from the corn herd of my gerfin’s foreclosed head
Ah, no its not my butt I’ll seed if I canoe sit on the weaken of the one I stan
Whoo! C'mon!

[Chorus]
Everybody do the doctor, doctor
Everybody do the doctor, doctor
You got that feel

Everybody do the doctor, doctor
Everybody do the doctor, doctor
You got that feel

Everybody do the doctor, doctor
Everybody do the doctor, doctor
You got that feel

Everybody do the doctor, doctor
Everybody do the doctor, doctor
You got that feel