Dear gray and purple plaster
You are my favorite master
I push your buttons
They always respond on time

I got my rules to follow
You got your pills to swallow
Why's everybody staring at me that way?

I'm just an alien who comes from outer space
Never care for or understand the ways of the silly human race

I don't wanna play with the little boys
They're all ugly and mean
I just wanna play with my shiny toys
Perfect and clean

I don't [?] I'll get older
As time slides off my shoulder
Cause when I close my eyes
Evеrything seems the same

All day I dream of nightmarеs
At night I don't care

I don't wanna play with the little boys
They're ugly and mean
I just wanna play with my shiny toys
Perfect and clean
I don't wanna play with the little boys
They're all ugly and mean
I just wanna play with my shiny toys, yeah
Perfect and clean

I don't wanna play with you boys any more
You're ugly and mean
I'll obliterate you with my Master Sword
Steal y'all of all your rupees