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Christmas Girl
(Wieuca)

[Intro: Wieuca]
She's the Christmas Girl, a holiday hero
And she's got the power to destroy evil
Dark forces in the night want to stop the Yuletide
But she will not abide, so great [?] comply

I know that it's been a strange year
But the Christmas queen is here

[Chorus: Wieuca]
Christmas Girl walking down the street
Bringing presents to the kids in need
She's gonna make sure they have a merry Christmas
Christmas Girl, an angel sent from God
To remind us that He loves us a lot
He wants to make sure we have a mеrry Christmas

[Verse: Nelward]
I don't believe Christmas storiеs
They all bore me, I'd rather watch porn-ie
My lump of coal was caused by science
These tales of old, they make me violent

But one day I fell down a big tree
The Christmas girl jumped in and saved me
And now I am so jolly on Christmas day
Oh, yay
The Christmas Girl saved, yay
[Chorus: Wieuca]
Christmas Girl walking down the street
Bringing presents to the kids in need
She's gonna make sure they have a merry Christmas
Christmas Girl, an angel sent from God (she's an angel)
To remind us that He loves us a lot
He wants to make sure we have a merry Christmas

[Outro: Christmas Girl]
Now all of the evil forces have been destroyed
And we're free to celebrate Christmas forever (thanks, Christmas Girl)
No problem, little boy