[Intro]
Presenting... presenting... presenting...
His royal majesty, The King of Cartoons

[Flowers]
That's right, you heard us correctly
He'll be right here directly
To present a cartoon perfectly
Dooba dooba doobee doowah...

[Hook]
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
Of Cartoons!

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
I'm the King of Cartoons, wacky as fuck!
Getting head in the lacks with Daffy Duck
Rolling downtown to find Bugs Bunny!
Mother fucker, better have my drug money
The Road Runner, is a homeless speed freak
Cash that fool, I'll snap his Meep Meep
Smurfette, has got a blueberry puss!
Make that bitch drink my Smurferry juice!
Gargamel gargles Asreal's cum
And Asreal get Smurfs right in the bum
And Garfield likes to buttfuck Odie
Then he howls, like a Wile E Coyote!
Pepe Le Pew is always on his knees
Then the Skunk stink smells like Lamberger cheese
Don't touch that dial, please stay tuned
Suck my dick, I'm the King of Cartoons!
[Hook]
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
Of Cartoons!

[Verse 2]
Now welcome back to our show!
Bout' to pork Miss Piggy in her porkhole
And when she cums, she's faking it
She got Porkchop pussy and Bacon tits
I think that Kermit skeeted on skeeter
And Beaker got aids from a fucked up tweaker
And He-Man, is really a She-Man
He's a tranie from Downtown, Cleaveland!
He's born to fighting evil
Now he's homeless and fighting needles
The Count has a big jew nows
And Snuffleupagus is real, who knows?
I battle Bert and Earnie
Put those Orange and Yellow faggots on a Gearnie
[Porkie Pig] That's all folks! [Andy] See you real soon
Suck my dick, I'm the King of Cartoons!

[Hook]
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
Of Cartoons!
*instrumental*

[Hook]
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
Of Cartoons! (x2)