[Verse 1: Benatar]
Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my things out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should have never done
And now I'm sittin here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run

[Chorus: Benatar]
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fathers car
Crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away

[Verse 2: Benatar]
You know 'morrow I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is comin up
And y'all are probably get ready for closin up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on
[Chorus: Benatar]
She's got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fathers car
And crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away

[Bridge: Puff Puff Humbert]
Guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit Nova

[Verse 3: Benatar]
And now I am going back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
When we all pile off that county van
They'll ask me where I've been
[Chorus: Benatar]
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fathers car
Then crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away

[Refrain: Benatar]
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na

[Outro: Benatar]
Well I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
And I'm waitin' on my ride on the outside
You know I crashed your daddy's car
Then I stepped away
Yeah, I stepped away
You know I crashed your daddies car
Then I stepped away