[Intro]

[Hook]
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
Call the cops, call the cops
Got mad motherfucking marijuana crops
Got lime trees and lemon trees
Got twenty dirty bitches down on their knees
Water, water, H2O
No big screens, no HBO
Tomato, tomato, potato, potato
These hoes just won the fat boy lotto
Hef, please let me use your grotto
Hefty bitches is my motto
If you get on top, hooker
I think you might break my throttle
I'll knock your head off
You softer than a bitch's skin
You stupid bitches cannot win
Fuck your wifey in the face
And then I'll take your next of kin
Rin Tin Tin, I'll stick a dildo
In your fucking fish food
Which dude's fish food
A rich dude's fish food
I got an iPad
​iMac body and your mama sucks my dick
When she's high on mollies, mollies
[Hook]
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum

[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]
Dirt Nasty and shit
This is agriculture
I grab a vulture (Cluck!)
Who left that soda on the table?
Grab a coaster (Do that shit)
Girls wanna cuddle (Mhmm)
Yeah, they wanna snuggle (Come'er)
Aw, that's a cute teddy bear
Put it in your butthole
Ooh what you know 'bout me, Dirt Nasty, bitch, I'm a farmer (Yeah)
Come through with a ugly ass ho, call her two-headed llama
She wanna sleep on me, better bring some pajamas (Good night)
I got a white boy Entourage, Johnny Drama

[Hook]
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
[Verse 3: Riff Raff]
Ay, yo
Spandex (Spandex)
I pull up with a lamb text (Lamb text)
Too strudel, toaster strudel
Ballin' on you poodles (Swish!)
Two cougars
Forty-plus, clutching Rugers (How?)
Black out the two-seater
MC Hammer, have you seen her (Have you seen her, seen her, seen her)
Forty karats in the gallon (Seen her)
It's apparent, your parents, got 'em runnin' like mascara (Oh, shit)
Tempers flaring
I pull up in the Ric Flair McClaren (Wooh)
Four bad bitches on probation
Are you sharing? (Are you sharing?)
Got 'em jealous, twenty inches on you fellas chop propellers
Got 'em running over Jerome Bettis, Versace lettuce
No dieting, Gucci eyelids
I go to sleep, snobby pilots (Shh…)

[Hook]
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
[Verse 4: Diplo]
(Diplo)
I'm a farmer boy
Goin' Scottie Pippen in Illinois
Teeth full of diamonds and corduroys
Been a while since I was unemployed
I’m the real McCoy, not a Hatfield
My RV got rims on twelve wheels
I ride to the club on a school of seals
Turtles and beluga whales
Escargot and a plate of snails
My farm grows broccoli and I get paid well
Only time will tell, bong like I just cracked the liberty bell
Gracin' on the cover of Mademoiselle
Sicker than a sick guy with sickle cell
Andy Milonakis just went to jail
Drinking V8 in the V12 with three Ls smelling like Adele

[Hook]
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum