"You should all be punished."
"Yeah, punish us!"
"Alright. I think this is our last song. Am I right? Is this it?"

[Verse 1]
The sea is foaming like a bottle of beer
The wave is coming but I ain't got no fear
I'm waxing down so that I'll go real fast
I'm waxing down because it's really a blast
I'm going surfing 'cause I don't like your face
I'm bailing out because I hate the race
Of rats that run around and 'round in the maze
I'm going surfing, I'm going surfing!

[Chorus]
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat

[Verse 2]
My buddies and their honeys all come along
They seem invincible as they trip along
The sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg
We're going surfing, going surfing!
[Chorus]
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat

You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat

[Bridge]
All along the undertow is strengthening its hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home

All along the undertow is strengthening its hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home

[Chorus]
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
You take your car to work
(All along the undertow is strengthening its hold)
I'll take my board
(I never thought it'd come to this)
And when you're out of fuel
(Now I can never go home)
I'm still afloat

You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat

[Outro]
You take your car
I'll take my board
You take your car
I'll take my board
Let's go!