[Intro]
Yo, what you tellin'?
I need to tell y'all something
What's that?
I wanna be just like Riff Raff
When I grow up
I wanna be just like Riff Raff, uh huh
When I grow up
I wanna be just like Riff Raff, uh huh
When I grow up
I wanna be just like Riff Raff, I'm serious
When I grow up
I wanna be just like Riff Raff, yeah!

[Verse]
Kid, you don't wanna be like me
Steady duckin' these fuckin' laws
Hiding dope up in your draws
Everybody chasin' you round the mall
Talking about they wish you the best
But stab in the back real slow
Talking about "you don't wreck no more"
Talking about "you done fucked this hoe"
Showing you love in the club, but in the real world that don't mean shit
Tell you the truth, you'd be better off moving bricks
That ain't how I play, look for better days
Trying to decide whether to ride blue or grey
Watch where you stay, watch what you say
Unknown phone call, I seen you crawlin' MLK
Sellin' big cars, no more handlebars
Them things is too cheap, I make more money in my sleep
Never been weak, knock boys off they feet
They see me with AD negotiating on lucky streak
They talking bout this, they talking bout that
They talking bout "can I wreck tracks with Riff Raff?"
They talking bout
[Outro]
When I grow up
I wanna be just like Riff Raff, okay
When I grow up
I wanna be just like Riff Raff, that's right