[Chorus]
Butterscotch Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Cru-crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my
Butter-Butterscotch Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Cru-crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth (Yo)

[Verse]
Tie your shoes, loose tooth, blue suit in the booth
Back to bat, matte mint St. Patrick's Day coupe
Talkin' MacGregor Bluetooth, who you talkin' to?
'Bout the colossus of clout, couch surfin' from Beirut
'Bout to shoot, shooty hoops on you fuckin' Froot Loops
Butterscotch Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
While you runnin' upstairs, grab broom off the roof
Don't forget to take out trash, sweep uncle Gary's room
You found his Fleshlight and licked it, your grandfather's ticklish
I'm very superstitious, I'm allergic to takin' pictures
Unless it's with a flock of certified bad bitches
You ain't allowed to go to Michigan, or go fishin'
In addition, you got to ask your Mrs. for permission
I'm on a money-makin' mission, guard-gated subdivision
I'm in the NBA, you in the D3
You can't even make the D League
You tried out in Italy and got sent home in three days
They would even let you be the towel boy for minimum wage
You're better off going home beggin' your hometown sweetheart to stay
But she already turned the page, you only been gone four days
And she already got engaged to Dave
He works at Dave and Buster's
He's a busboy with mustard on his shirt
He got fired on the first for cussin' at customers (Riff)
[Chorus]
Butterscotch Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Cru-crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my
Butter-Butterscotch Babe Ruth crushed jewels on my tooth
Cru-crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth
Butterscotch Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Cru-crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my Butter-Butterscotch Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Cru-crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth