[Chorus: SB the Wavegod]
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
I'm the motherfucking man around here

[Verse 1: RiFF RAFF]
I never graduated
Shit like me a lot, I got four-fifty-eighted
Uh, old Jackson, could've played for the Raiders
Jaccuzzi on patio, she getting X-rated
I'm in the lil' night getting faded
Glass house, ten acres
I go to Florida, my gators
I threw a bus down, AP on my ankle
I pour codeine on my pancreas
Do a hundred pushups under midnight
I never seen a golden sprite
Wrist look like a rainbow, bright

[Chorus: SB the Wavegod]
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
I'm the motherfucking man around here
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
I'm the motherfucking man around here
[Verse 2: Chris Webby]
I've been evaluated
And ever since then, been fully medicated
I guess I'm just what all the doctors created
Frankenstein with a crazy mind
Gotta become a monster to make it
Yeah I'm cold-blooded like Little Foot
My accountant need to get a bigger book
All the critics diss and said I'd hit a ceiling
But I do not know how a ceiling look
All I know, it's convertible, my flow in the surgical
I've shown that I'm versatile, my limits are vertical
I'll dip with your chick and be all in her cervical
Got 'em all like "Damn homie, Web still be the man, homie"
Pulling up with Dan Tony, iced out in a zamboni
All the fans know me, that's Webster
And I be coming for the cheese like Chester
My chain looking like treasure, gotta use a pirate chest as my dresser, bitch

[Chorus: SB the Wavegod]
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
I'm the motherfucking man around here
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
Ever since I been a young boy
I'm the motherfucking man around here