Epic Beard Men
Take a Break
[Intro]
Yeah
Emcees, take a break
DJs, take a break
To my Twitter bots, take a break
You got the hot takes, but take a break
Tell the girl with a hoola hoop, take a break
While you at it tell your life coach, take a break
Oh you live streamin’? Take a break
Ay yo big man, take a break
Do what the sign says
[Verse 1]
[B. Dolan]
This is the last time I’m doin’ this, whack rhymin’ tutelage
Half a mind to point you out and parachutin’ with who you with
[Sage Francis]
Laugh at the stupidness, passin’ on the duplicates
And anybody actin’ like these half-assed dudes can spit
[B. Dolan]
Who me? Not that ever
Gotta a cool voice but he not that clever
Had a hand-me-down style that he got from whoever
We were cut from the cloth of a whole different measure
[Sage Francis]
So what’s the measurement?
I’m about to put ‘im on a stretcher
Represent fold ‘im under pressure
Don’t ask what I bench
Little homie didn’t stand a chance this is grown man strength (Ah!)
[B. Dolan]
Somebody call the ambulance
[Sage Francis]
These are my dancin’ pants they ain’t fit for running
If you find ‘em in your girl’s hamper, perchance we fuckin'
I’m just that type of guy if you think I’m bluffin'
I’m clickin’ the button make the headrest recline
[Chorus]
It’s time to take a break, but stay awake
Just take a break, but stay awake
Now wait a minute
Now wait a second
Now wait a hour
I got the power
Now wait a minute
Now wait a second
Now wait a hour
I got the power
Now wait a minute
Now wait a second
Now wait a hour
I got the power
Now wait a minute
Now wait a second
Now wait a hour
I got the power
[Verse 2]
[B. Dolan]
I was late taught to rocks [?]
I was brought to brawl
With the ‘Check, one, twos’ and the ‘Yes, yes, y’alls’!
The rest fall by the wayside chased with the eight
I’d rather chill and build with the real but it take time
[Sage Francis]
Feel whatchu wanna feel, your opinion ain’t mine
That don’t make my opinion on your shit a hate crime (Listen)
You should stay on your grind
Stay in your lane
Fuck outta my way you’ll pay fines
(These are road rules) Are we reading the same signs?
Don’t lose your lessons in the virtual grapevine
We’ll hack your account, I’m cuttin’ your brake lines
You’re too busy tweetin’ and you can’t straight drive
[B. Dolan]
So if you entertainin’ you take your steps to the back
And if you runnin’ our deposit charge your battery pack
And hold your one up for the part but you should probably relax
This is the EBM tollbooth, you don’t get an E-ZPass
[Chorus]
Now wait a minute
Now wait a second
Now wait a hour
I got the power
Now wait a minute
Now wait a second
Now wait a hour
I got the power
Now wait a minute
Now wait a second
Now wait a hour
I got the power
Now wait a minute
Now wait a second
Now wait a hour
I got the power
Slow down, baby
Slow down, baby
Slow down, baby
Slow down
[Verse 3]
[Vockah Redu]
Hard on the mic, keep the swim in the rhymes
You will read about raku in the New York Times
But I’m good to go since I played my part
You wanna hate on me, get a whole tiger walk
Your hands on your hips drawin’ right back to you
You catch that thrust, give it right back to you
You’re in so deep, I’m breathin’ for you
Take a break
Take a break
[Outro]
Drive drive sober
Or or get pulled over
Click click
Click it or ticket
EBM always with it
We are Epic Beard Men
We will never fear them
We are the Epic Beard Men
We will never fear them
We are the Epic Beard Men
We will never fear them
We are the Epic Beard Men
We will never fear them