[Intro]
Why was it made illegal, in the first place?

[Verse 1]
I love cannabis extracts, they're dirtier than my sex tracks
This lemon simply, peng and stinky, and it's worth more than 10 stacks
Don't touch my weed with your grubby fingers you silly prick, step back
Don't come around me to just piss me off, it's likely you'll get your neck snapped
I'll shank you as well and slap man too, do not touch my Afghan Goo
It's imported and sorted and then vacuum packed in Kathmandu
I don't eat fat man food I'm a vegan, I'm eating fruit and vegetables
You might find me sun-gazing and grounding, smoking zoots at festivals

[Chorus]
I'm deep, smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
Why was it made illegal, in the first place?

[Verse 2]
I'm oh so cold and I flow so dope, and I'm vaping now I don't blow no smoke
If you smoke cigarettes round me then blud, I'll leave your nose bone broke
I'm smoking the home-grown cro', naturally organicly grown, no joke
Just cannabis bro no coke, I'm higher than the holes in the ozone domes
I'm a herbalist, healing with herbalism, stick herbs in papers then burn 'em in 'em
Humans are self-healing they're powerful trust me fam there's a cure within 'em
I've got no patience waiting for doctors, 'cause they just lie like journalism
They just wanna earn a killing, they murder men and then murder women
[Chorus]
I'm deep, smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
Why was it made illegal, in the first place?

[Verse 3]
My weed is smelly and venomous, I've got the smelliest lemon buds
Crystals the size of snowflakes blud, they're massive and heavy as elephants
I weigh the Q by eye, high IQ, very intelligent
The powers to be tell lies to your vision and that's why telly's irrelevant
This world is full of rich people, but not many are generous
It's run by dirty nonces, and devilish presidents
The evil are very malevolent, I can feel their negative elements
They need to be stopped at once 'cause they're conducting deadly experiments

[Chorus]
I'm deep, smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
Why was it made illegal, in the first place?
[Verse 4]
Inside my lemon haze tin, it stinks of guts and skunk
You can see me levitating, smoking a monstrous blunt
I'm high I'm elevating, so don't talk nonsense cunt
You can see me meditating, I'm on some conscious stuff
In my lemon haze tin, I've got some skunk
I'm levitating on a monstrous blunt, don't talk nonsense cunt
I'm meditating on some conscious stuff
In my lemon haze tin, I've got some skunk
I'm levitating on a monstrous blunt, don't talk nonsense cunt
I'm meditating on some conscious stuff

[Chorus]
I'm deep, smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
Why was it made illegal, in the first place?

[Verse 5]
This Afghan Lemon is heavenly
It tastes like heaven it's lemony
Coconut oil and cannabis oil that's venomous remedies
Defeat many diseases
And wipe out devilish energies
My Swiss Blue Cheese is organic
And it's one hell of a pedigree
It's marijuana-ceuticals blud
I've got them large and beautiful buds
This healing herb is revealing cures
It's rather suitable stuff
It's marijuana-ceuticals blud
But please don't piss me off
Cause I'll start a funeral cuz
I'll get dark and shoot 'em all up
[Chorus]
I'm deep, smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 Z's, then sleep
Why was it made illegal, in the first place?