[Intro]
Dirty girls I give em' a gram
I told her hold my dick in your hand
Dirty girls I give em' a gram
I told her hold my dick in your hand
Its fat like Michelin Man
I'm gripping, and dipping her nipple in jam
Same time i'm tickling ???
Vagina smells like pickle and ham
??? and wow the world is sickening fam
Dirty girls I give em' a gram
I told her hold my dick in your hand
Its fat like Michelin Man

[Verse]
I don't exaggerate
I'll masturbate
And ejaculate
In her pasta bake
At a faster rate
Then pull out my dick and slap your face
I don't procrastinate
I shag for days with Hannah's mate
That's Shannon, Faith or Jane or Kate or Lucy, Laura, ??? or Grace
And I might activate my third eye using ganja cakes
And bags of grades in random ways
Or dab and blaze this gram of haze
If I don't get my space to meditate with candle flames
I'll grab the blades, and frag grenades and amputate any candidate
Watch how I deliver my slang
They can't get rid of my gang
Don't fret I'll finish a plan and trust me I will diminish a man
I don't live in Japan
I come from Wales my lyrics are nang
I don't give a shit fam
I'll shank your dad and I'm kicking your nan
Dirty girls I give em' a gram
I told her hold my dick in your hand
Its fat like Michelin Man
I'm gripping, and dipping her nipple in jam
Same time i'm tickling ???
Vagina smells like pickle and ham
??? and wow the world is sickening fam
[Verse 2]
I was dragged up
In a shit city
It's like a litter tray
Cuz' the shit's gritty
And if you don't agree
Well that's a big pity
Suck your mom and suck your nans big titties
Imagine that
That isn't pretty
I bet you her vagina smells a bit fishy
She's telling me she wants me and my big willy
That's a sticky situation so I leave her tits sticky
You dirty bitches
You're all slags
Suck my dick
Suck my ballbags
And when I bust my load
Swallow it and fall back
I need to make some money
Need to make some more stacks
You dirty bitches
You're all tramps
If you're ugly, cover up your face
(Or shack)?
If you don't
I'll make em' quick escape shawshank
I'd rather go home and masturbate to porn thanks