[Hook]
No bragging
I'm a bone snapping, nose cracking, hoe slapping, dough stacking old fashioned lyricist
I don't eat smoked salmon, no it don't happen, no gassing
I will kung fu kick you in the face, you cunt, I don't give a shit
So don't provoke me, you coke fiend
There's no need to smoke weed
I punch you in your face and make your nose bleed
Then I proceed to sow seeds, I'm so pleased to grow trees
I'm planting hemp and cannabis and oak trees

[Verse 1]
Pleased to meet you, "hi"
I'm stoned and always high
Don't ask me why
Don't cry for me when I die
Stop acting sly
I'll stab you in your third eye
I kill these humans quick, it's time to say goodbye
Sayonara
I'm flying over that border
I'm working on my demons now, I'm healing my aura
I'm a Lucy and Laura
Emily and Pandora
If you piss me off I stick my knifе in you like flora
Pleased to meet you, "hеllo"
I'm calm and always mellow
I'm smoking calipacks all day, my lemons are green not yellow
I'm blazing bud on a mountain blud, I'm smoking weed in a meadow
There's pain in my soul, I don't mean stepping on Lego
I got that gruesome killer flow
Fuck you, pay me, give me dough
My consciousness is made from light that's why I've got that inner glow
I'm no jigolow I'll make 'em wind and wigalow
I've got dirty slags and bitches lined up in a row
[Hook]
No bragging
I'm a bone snapping, nose cracking, hoe slapping, dough stacking old fashioned lyricist
I don't eat smoked salmon, no it don't happen, no gassing
I will kung fu kick you in the face, you cunt, I don't give a shit
So don't provoke me, you coke fiend
There's no need to smoke weed
I punch you in your face and make your nose bleed
Then I proceed to sow seeds, I'm so pleased to grow trees
I'm planting hemp and cannabis and oak trees

[Verse 2]
Fuck BBC and MTV and drinking milk and Tetley tea
I'll take some DMT with MTD on a MTB
Sit back and gently breath
I'm blazing plenty weed
You know these calipacks are deadly breeds and I've got friends in need
I give my friends in need the pengest weed and wrap it up like 10 degrees
How many grams are in my zoot today?, it's 23
My clothes are made from hemp and seeds
I don't wear Fendi jeans
I don't wear trendy tees so do not envy me, just set me free
I am a WAV, you're a MP3
I'm not a chav, I'm a MVP
You don't even have 20p
Don't make me mad, I'm fucked up mentally
My tempers bad, stop testing me
I'm a angry lad, I've got no empathy
But I'm so glad, I've found my destiny
I'm a nomad, I'm a free entity