[Intro: Announcer (GamingPlush64), & Duck (RNG)]
Berdly
Versus
Duck
(Ah...)

[Verse 1: Duck (RNG), Red Guy (littleflecks), & Yellow Guy (GamingPlush64)]
It must be computer day
This blue jay jumped off Twitter's new display
And yet, I don’t think that he can teach me a lesson
It makes sense that the logo was changed to an "X" then...
Attention, freak! I won't tolerate anyone disrespecting me!
You can check the three of us, the best is me
Because I'm keen to grab the weaponry
And bash the head in of this pesky bee!
(Did you say "pesky bee?")
(He’s more likе a baby pigeon...)
No, I meant it (Oh...)
Treat this likе Noelle in a Spelling Bee and forget it!
You don't have an intellect just 'cause you have a Reddit
Your best invention was a way to steal credit!
All of your accolades, you got because of Holiday
Even Ralsei would say you're not somebody to tolerate
I logged onto Colin, all for the doc to say that
"Something's missing..." You've never had a Father's Day!
[Verse 2: Berdly (Eddiefrb)]
Not even Susan's doomed with such a dumb mind
Your IQ comes up even shorter than your run time!
I got the Queen Clean flows and the punch lines
Baker voices you ’cause you were turned into a lunch line
You don’t got bars, even if you've done TIME
My verse is like a kart, everybody bumps mine!
That smoke’s 'cause my fire flow is so dope
While you stay low... That's why everybody calls you Duck, right?
My winning at the Spelling Bee is nothing I'm ashamed of!
Last I checked, your series’ spelling ain't always the greytizd...
Not to mention what you're dropping in your math equations
That's why a Meat Factory's the only place you're graded with an "A"
So can it! (Ha!) I'd say it takes guts to face me
But they took it as your guts were in the taking
Jamming them into their faces! I know you have stuffing, but that's crazy!
I say no more funding any puppets stranded in a basement!

[Verse 3: Duck (RNG)]
I'm dead
That was weak banter
You're history, like a room inside of Queen's Manor
And you would still be in it if Kris didn't free Lancer
You deserve to go on fire like a freelancer (Ha!)
And by the way? Your getup's really stupid
If you had ice on your wrist, then you couldn't even use it!
So if your dreams were being cool, forget it
'Cause you're just another teen in your group projecting
[Verse 4: Berdly (Eddiefrb)]
My lines can ICE-shock; guess you're con-duck-tive!
Last seen June 19th? That's an ab-duck-tion!
My lines are fly, while your pilot got denied
'Cause it was no one's favorite idea to look at Duck's dick
So what's up, Duck? Or do you even know the meaning of it?
My inventory got no room left for this freaky puppet
I got the job done, so pass me the pound
And call another coffin to put this guy back in the ground