Freshy Kanal
Deoxys vs Rayquaza
[Intro: Cam Steady]
POKÉMON RAP BATTLE
RAYQUAZA VS DEOXYS
GO!

[Verse 1: Rayquaza (Cam Steady)]
Pray to the pillar, it's time for the ritual
Face of the game 'gainst a typical mythical
Clone of a clone, you are Mewtwo's reciprocal
Wasted and takin' up space as the pinnacle
Towers on beats, like a stream when I breathe
While this normal will set up his D like a coward
The dragon's attack got the speed and the power
To clean up diseases with meteor showers
Got a death wish to go hand to hand with
The eternal dragon? Your demand is granted
When thе master lands to make disaster vanish
I gеt banned from Ubers, you get banned from planets
When you switchin' up your form but you will never be a mega
None of them are Weatherin' the Trio that we made of
Delta and omega and the alpha send a beta
Back to the origin when I leave 'em in a crater
Legends reawake
Stay outta land and sea and space
You got no loyalty or royalty
Inside your DNA
It's that new horizon, my reign is startin'
From Ash's ashes, I rose to stardom
This heartless Tony Stark try to stop me?
That's wishful thinking, go face Jirachi
[Verse 2: Deoxys (Mat4yo)]
The clock is tickin'
A comet so catastrophic's rippin'
Through the cosmos; wishin' on a star won't get you
Very far 'cause, in it, is Deoxys spittin'
Something vicious and I may wager
The human race needs a great savior
When I shape shift and throw haymakers
At a fake deity named Rayquaza
You're a little green man
Compared to the aliens that I've found and faced
It's a bird? It's a plane? It's a garden snake
Tryna wiggle it's way through outer space
I wouldn't know how to train a 'mon
Who could only figure out to half evolve
My first thought was "That's Shenron!"
But I think he's missin' a few dragon balls
I'm the opposite of "force of nature"
When I'm fallin' from the sky like an orange agent
Gonna infiltrate your base in this war I'm wagin'
And the draconids will need a new lord to pray to
When an organism never before envisioned
Becomes a foreign visitor in your organs, it isn't
Just a normal virus, it's more extreme
Got a psycho booster, but there's no vaccine
[Verse 3: Rayquaza (Cam Steady)]
It's red I see, and I'm Moses
As I'm bouta split a gene like mitosis
Givin' you olanzapine in high doses
'Cause I'm 'bout to treat a psychic's psychosis
Knowin' I police air winds and you might get locked
Man, I rule your cell, mitochondria
I'm a subspace boss that you siphoned off
The only time we get to brawl is if your item drops

[Verse 4: Deoxys (Mat4yo)]
(Yo) Back in '08 you were cashin' a check
But in Ultimate, you're just a background effect
You made some green, but all battles must end
Now nobody's givin' the dragon a cent
And I know that it must hurt you
But I really can't allow you to rest further
'Cause this alien thirsts to possess earth
And you're gonna catch a hyper beam from this chest burster

[Verse 5: Rayquaza (Cam Steady)]
(Nah) Your raps and battle tactics are borin'
These toxic taunts will just stall the story
You bring the hazards, I'm bringin' back
The outrage with hurricane rains, I'm stormin
This aimless alien playin' with Tory's
More like a predator caught on Maury
My speed is too damn extreme to beat
So you can take your form, I'll still take priority
[Verse 6: Deoxys (Mat4yo)]
When you try to flow, I regenerate
In this episode, the letter of the day
Is D-E-L-T-A
And if you try a new angle, then things might change
Ain't no way 'cause you're an eternal third-wheel
With the land and the water
You may soar high, but you're no Skywalker
Come to Birth Island, you'll find out that I'm your father

[Verse 7: Rayquaza (Cam Steady)]
Your regeneration
Gimmick ends, discover
When a father's son attacks a cell
You can't recover
Even schooled you in your movie
You could never get the best of me
No option for Deoxys
Taking losses is your destiny

[Verse 8: Deoxys (Mat4yo)]
When I'm on attack, I'm a peak behemoth
And when you're on defense, you're a green Dratini
And when I go speed, I'll leave you eating
Your tail before you could see me
'Cause not even astronomers could explain what is happenin'
When they watch me invade and nothin' remains of the planet
I'm making them mad to see the guy from the anime in a casket
And they find my deoxyribonucleic acid