Freshy Kanal
Cuphead Bosses Rap Cypher
[Verse 1: The Root Pack (OHRA1N)]
Out of the mud
Long way from the casino
If you can't handle the heat
You can try the jalapeño
And I promise we don't carr-ot all
He knows he's getting beet
Our acid leaves you in a pickle
!nd we're not talking amino
I said I'll mug that fucking cup!
There's no way he leaves alive
We'll be chopping up the enemies
And we're not talking chives
Because the three of us have come
A long way up from our roots
And oh, the finger gets us triggered:
Onе, two, three, shoot!

[Verse 2: Goopy Le Grande (Dilly!)]
Fuck you know
About Goopy Le Grande?
You ain't seen a blob
Ever clock this suavе, hey!
Jumping out the brush
Hope you're ready for a hard set
I'll turn a parfait cocktail
To paret
Any kid try'na collect debts
Gon' be dodging fists
I'll keep you from the fucking box
Like I'm Roddy Ricch
My style is impetuous
So don't be pulling stunts with me
I'll down a jelly bean or two
And box you like I'm butterbean
[Verse 3: Hilda Berg (acemusic)]
Better pay the premium
'Cause I don't want your baggage
Bitch, I'm savage! Chillin' in
First class 'cause I'm lavish
Something you can't surpass
You'll be dead on arrival
Got the blick strapped
Like I'm semi-auto-pilot
I'mma give you the jet lag
Better sit down or I get mad
I live in a deathmatch
Airplane mode: you couldn't text back
The clouds are my dancefloor
You better be giving the passport
I'm poppin' you back to economy class
I been awfully fast with the transport

[Verse 4: Cagney Carnation (iGreenOwl)]
You'll never leave the same
If you step into my garden
Because I'm the carnation
That brings in the carnage
I've got a friendly face
However, I'm evil incarnate
Pollination and domination
Are my targets
I approach my victims
Exuberantly
But then I'll hit them harder
Than a boomerang seed
Vines wrapping 'round your neck
You don't wanna mess with this
I've got the dandelions
So you better make a wish
[Verse 5: Ribby & Croaks (Matt Raichous)]
Welcome all to fly trap!
The guys spitting fly raps
Up against the brothers Croak
That Cuphead's gonna die fast
Scrappin' since we're tadpoles
You know we're crude and bad
A couple fearsome fightin' frogs
From the wrong side of the lily pad
Spittin' fireflies
Much hotter than the other guys
'Cause we're no Frog and Toad
You know our mother raised us right
Let's get the show on!
This verse started to drag
You're sayin' it's my fault?
So what if I am?

[Verse 6: Baroness Von Bon Bon (Toasty)]
Baroness Von Bon Bon
On the beat like
Bubblegum drops
Gotta pop in a street fight!
Honey, you just hopped
On the top of a beehive
Gobble up the trouble
Keep my bullet jelly beans ripe
I swing my cookie dough
And you got a crooked nose
I ain't gonna sugarcoat
I'm just the sugar GOAT
Wouldn't know what you're wafflin' about?
I'm bloated
'Cause when I say I got a piece
Of cake, then it's loaded
[Verse 7: Beppi the Clown (Joosh)]
From the castle grounds
To the grounds of a fair
Step right up to the clown
This bout is bound to be fair
But know that tickets aren't accepted
When your bones are the fare
Well, Beppi is besting your bets
You better sound the fanfare
It's the bumpin' carnival kerfuffle
Pull up in a coaster
I'm like a ferris wheel
How every round will start you over
And over and over
Three lives on the line!
A trio of teacups
Will make a wonderful ride!

[Verse 8: Djimmi the Great (Danii)]
Y'all don't wanna know
Who this genie is: a genius!
Step into my crib
And we'll find out if you beatin' this
I'm the greatest, I leave spots
Robbed like a pyramid scheme
So either step up or dust away
When you hearin' the peak
Egypt, these pussies
Missed me by the hair like a sphynx
And if you double take
Yo' shawty knock my wood like it's jinx
Be smart with your wishes!
I turn the populace anonymous
Ah!
Put the ego in a sarcophagus

[Verse 9: Grim Matchstick (Taiga)]
Take a deep breath
You better step back
'Cause I'm not the type
To drag-on such a Grim Match
Clear the throne
This ain't a game you should be playing
'Cause you know that this beat
Ain't the only thing that I'm slaying
Think you got it, hot shot?
I'll put you in the hot seat
Stop thinking that I'll yield
You go for broke, I'm all about green
But we're both boiling
When I see red, that ugly mug should run
Or soon, you'll find that three heads
Will be better than none

[Verse 10: Wally Warbles (Kamren)]
The house always wins
So you best change your flight course
I'll egg you on while my kids nail you:
Child support
Eagles don't dare
So what happens when you see me steam?
I own the air you're surrounded by
And take back the breath you stole from me
You ought to remember
How heartless I can be
Chew and spit you out
You're just another piece of garbage to me
I'm stretching you out
'Til you heed what's been heard
You're under my roof
And "the word is the bird's"

[Verse 11: Rumor Honeybottoms (Lee Bergantino)]
Better behave
In the beehive
I make the tree shake
With my bee tribe
If you make the bees quake
It's our green light
To flip your meek frame
On its B side
She "wing" on my "garden"
'Til I "Leviosa"
I lift my wand
Put you in a honey-coma
Flipping my book
But this ain't no spelling bee
Lizzie got nothing on me
You can't end this queen

[Verse 12: Captain Brineybeard (Swizkii)]
It's Captain Brineybeard!
Rhymin' up inside your blimey ears
Wanna go to war?
I'm the prime maritime's privateer
Find me shootin' and lootin'
My eye is always on the prize
And a patch is on my eye
But just for the fuckin' vibes
Got the peg legs
Two sticks like dualies
Lookin' up to me
And the barrel's all that you'll see
Come up on me deck
And you'll flop like a fish
'Cause me buried gold bars
Are much more than a myth

[Verse 13: Sally Stageplay (Kurobane Azia)]
Get settled, hang tight!
Curtain fabric may rise
Better exit stage right
When the Sally plays life
Get a red wedding scheduled
When I send him to the devil
You know when I pop this vessel
Then take it up with the playwright
Patrons waiting with bated breath
Cirque du soleil, no safety net
Think "break a leg"s just a saying?
Then you ain't seen me angry yet
They'll fold like my umbrella
When I spit, you better read my lips
I must be the Phantom
The way that I keep the theatre lit

[Verse 14: Werner Werman (Leo Barqui)]
'Twas ze night before business
And all through ze house
Every creature was alerted
By ze bombs of ze mouse
And with a prick from ze picklehauße
Thimble as a thick cigar
You'll stick into ze prison bars
Ze war will fall out
For there's a crack in ze back of ze 'Wagen
For ze half-witted chalice to match with
And if you laugh at ze cat, think you have in ze bag
I will have to go rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
There'll be no fur on you
To be left high and dry
Ze rhyme is over with as easy
As eins zwei- wait, fuck!

[Verse 15: Dr. Kahl's Robot (Commander Jacob)]
Hear the kick against and chew gum
Buddy, I get the house jumpin'
Pull up at a party, It's anything but a malfunction
Blow me off? They'll have to
Look to the clouds for your head
Tell a pal and a friend
Everything from my mouth is a gem
Touch my antenna
You don't want the static
But if you really want a piece of me
Then homie, we're scrapping
As auto parts from the beat
I got nothing I need to fix
Built from all types of Iron Men;
One's got a beam equipped

[Verse 16: Cala Maria (garbageGothic)]
Bring in the tide
For the serpentine surf wife
Starving for attention
So let my sate my appetite
Catch of the day
Got these minnows on the menu
How 'bout rock candy
For a killer with a sweet tooth?
Strong serenades
Like Ethel
Lure in every seven seas sailor
An ace ship wrecker!
Spit deadly sylla-bubbles
And all but fish fear it
I'll leave your tale headless
For messing with the sea witch

[Verse 17: Phantom Express (MetaVerseVA)]
Only havoc now
Is from this haunting tale (shh!)
Because when I'm behind the wheel
We're going off the rails!
So all aboard, kiddies!
We'll be cruising through
Down to the darkest depths of hell
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Feel a ghost touch your back
'Fore your bones start to snap
Leave you cold and collapsed
Since you rode on my track!
Make a suffocating presence
As I blow over some weak chumps!
Put my heart in spitting fire
And it's leaving you all steamed, punks!

[Verse 18: King Dice (JustGamer)]
Well, well!
Do my eyes deceive me right now?
Hello, boys!
Take a step into the dice house
One win's all you need
Debt can be such a nightmare
But I can help you out
If you sign right there
Gotcha! Come on
You knew that was fake, right?
What? Weren't expecting
To be betrayed by these snake eyes?
Let's play it out
I like to watch 'em die slow
Don't need to gamble
When the hands of fate are my own
I'm so dapper
Best dressed in the casino
Call up the boys to deal
With a pair of little heroes
A thrill to see where a roll
Of the dice might land
So never shake on it
With the devil's right hand

[Verse 19: The Devil (Freshy Kanal)]
Run your levels
Chasing numerous medals
I don't need a metal
To get your funeral scheduled
Have your last drink
Before I duel with The Kettle
If you're gonna pull the string
Then you're gonna lose to the Devil
Yeah
It's all fun and jokes, right?
Until you feel a grip
And your throat's tight
You better hold tight
When it's showtime
This ain't a game of dice
But it doesn't mean that you won't die!
I'm behind closed doors
Devil's coach horse
Pay up the boat course
To my home's porch
Always in my GOAT form
With the goat horns
Trust me, I'mma need your soul
More than your own corpse
Hundred souls daily
Come and go crazy
The rubber hose Hades
Got the most ladies
I run the show, baby
And I will always get the bag
I got this cypher deciphered
Sign with the best for last!