Freshy Kanal
PUBG vs Fortnite
[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
PUBG
VS!
FORTNITE
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: PUBG]
The gate’s getting closer, so pull yourself together
Save the World? You demolish it for some treasure
Cosmetics so childish no surprise you’re on the rise
Getting pushed by the likes of Jake Paul and Rice!
Straight from ARMA, battle royales’ finest pinnacle
You crammed Gears of War in at the cost of vehicles
Matchmaking with a damn mess; half its servers can’t function
It’s just a trashy rip-off; throw it back into the Junction
It’s pretty hard to say that your fans are well-balanced
When blue gear means a Fortnite dance challenge
Game of the year nominee you’ll never achieve
I’m like all your players - shooting you down for free!
[Verse 2: Fortnite]
Drake gave me some tips on how to rap in this
Give the people what they want! A wall? I’ll build it!
And you’re already paying for it! Servers in freefall
Wish you had a parachute to land you out of recall
I’m the type to bring world records on Twitch
All the web got from you was the Adpocalypse!
How to beat PUBG players? They’re not pushers
You just gotta yell “Hey you, hiding in the bushes!”
I’m all skill, fighting in three-dimensional blocks
Not shooting structures and hoping for headshots
We show utility when strafing through warzones
When all’s said and done - now the Player’s known
[Verse 3: PUBG]
The cartoon FPS craze is Over, just Watch it
Go hide in the bathtub, call your prepubescent Squads in
Cocking guns even harder with the one kill one strip
What a fucking Ninja! Aren’t you the one for kids?
[Verse 4: Fortnite]
An attempt to make your game seem like a CoD clone, shoddy
Yet ironically their players came and flocked to OUR lobbies
I think the trends are pretty clear for which one of us is supreme
Looks like I really brought the house down, G!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT RAP BATTLE!