Verse 1: Zetso [Mario]
Mario is in this bitch
I've been the worse
Yeah, you ain't shit
Yeah best contender, don't forsake it
Press so hard, yeah bitch we'll get to breaking
Fireballs will get to blazing
Stay #1, that's my nation
I've been #1 since 1983
Yea, who you dissin'
Up-B bitch I'm looting coins
Stomp your ass like Goomba groins
Walk into a triple foot, go spike yeah bitch, I'm hitting licks
How the Cappy pulling tricks, crazy combos, loading clips
You're so deep in danger the entire roster's finna scope your shit

Verse 2: Freshy Kanal [Luigi]
Double up your trouble, pass it to the big one
While I’m gonna be passing some Ls (oh well)
But good job as Doctor, I can’t hear a sick one
Luigi got a story to tell (let's go)
So congrats!
You didn’t last the first task, you wanna smash your whole staff
You couldn’t manage the half without your brother in hand
Man, we are sharing the stash
If it’s in kart or rapping races, you ain’t bearing a track
When you fuck up, I get it settled, I battle it
Tell me who they’re calling in when you give up on a level, kid
Fixing your mistakes and remaking, I was your healer
Sucking up to me so much, you’ll be my next vacuum cleaner
I’m reaching higher places, there’s no way you can fiddle me
Bars are melting in the pot, we go from Mexico to Italy
I stare in your misery, face the fact that Luigi leads
Regarding you kick the bucket when I get your part in DLCs
Verse 3: Lyr1c/James Daley [Pokemon Trainer]
TM87, Imma hit 'em with that Swagger
Iron tail, I'm that bitch
I hit 'em like I'm MAGA
Run, I'm the king since Pokemon
Don't be acting kinda strong
You a Magikarp, I'm a Gyarados
Imma show you that it's on
Think I was going Slowbro, my chopper will turn to no mo'
I kill 'em, I kill 'em, so no no
(No no)
I got that Masterball
And I hit em with the Shadowball, I'm fully uncombatable, you're messing with an animal
Try to represent on the mic, so tyrannical, I've been that king since Brawl

Verse 4: Shwabadi [Fox]
1 Plus 63, I'm an OG
Heard of me? I debuted in 93
Been toppin' every tier list you've ever seen
And rocked the competition like I rock the beat
Got lazer beams, hot, like R.O.B
Bring heat, Firefox, like the browser be
Fast like Falcon, but without the knee
And I short hop dair with these steel feet
King of the meta since Melee
Took it two DLC fighters to defeat me
Got a whole event named after my down-B
If you think I'm low tier now, just give it a week
Out for noobs, I'll come for the crown
Check YouTube, I'll combo you now
Drill kick you down, bounce off the ground
Spin kick around, that's third stock, you're out
I'm not an underdog
But ya'll ain't over-Fox
They're chanting my name, I'm on top
I've earned my fame by taking stocks
Spam B and I never miss
Racked up damage, I'm coming with big hits
Confirm the kill with spikes to abyss
Rematch, repeat, like Vulpes Vulpes
Verse 5: Hydrophonyx [Falco]
I'm an avian predator
When I step on the petal, you better get back or get clapped bitch, I never settle
Lyrical ability is my get away
[?] popping an opponent like it's corn kettle
And I ain't doing it for no others
Spit in the crypt, get a road runner
With dope runs when I throw a punch, then throw up lunch
No bliss, I'm a cold gunner
Like a rocket I blast off
Your ass in the asphalt, none of that trash talk
[?] the mask on, hit a lad [?] off, in the back of the list you go, what a sad loss
I'm a douchebag and I shoot rats, so move, scrat
Make a move when and for the moon trashed
Falco's in there, move back
Dream of Little Macs how they doing that, dude you sacked [?], go

Verse 6: Chris Craig [Sonic]
Who really want it with this youngin' Sonic? I'm crushing these fakers like Dr. Robotnik
You're no competition, you might as well stop it. Put down your controller and cry to your mommy
The combination game is condescending, mix them up and kick them in the kidneys
Punch and kick until you meet your ending then taunt your carcass as you spot me winning
Going Super Sonic when I step upon the premises. With all the competition, and I haven't found a nemesis?
I run about the building. Steady repping Sega Genesis
And look them in the face as I begin to show the emeralds. Know you better run when I get upon the controller, you're knowing you're really slow when I get up in it and go with it
Sonic up in the building, he's coming up into motion while kicking them in the face like Luigi when he's emotional
Verse 7: Saucepan [Pikachu]
When I get up on that beat I bring that fucking thunder
Strongest character, you'll see you cannot match the 1-2
Dominating everyone, I hit 'em with a discharge
Thunder punch a motherfucker thinking he go this hard
Kick a motherfucker where the sun don't shine
Spit it with a quickness that'll split your eyes
Faster than Jirachi when I gotta come and body, ain't erotic when I'm on it
Super sonic when I bomb it like a comet, man I still got it
But I gotta be honest, you know that I'm the hardest
Bitch.. Hah, I've not even started

[Transition]
"Minna, miteite kure!"

Verse 8: Lowlife [Marth]
Machine incorperated blade of light conceive a thousand cuts
Cast upon all foes that are cold in heart with rousing lust
Challenge me oh wait you don't even have the guts
I'm a tower smashing titan meanwhile you just look like clouded rust
Someone's gotta tell you that you're not a match to us
We will slice through you with ease like I did to Medeus

Verse 9: HalaCG [Lucina]
I’ll swing my
Falchion in fashion bashing and smashing my way to victory
Don’t pick on me
You can bet I’ll be here KOing you endlessly
Don’t lie
Know why I see exactly what you’re doing
You’ll try and fight
Survive
Pretend that you’re not really losing
To us
It must suck
To taste the dust, of those I’ve crushed
Plus, us Exalts are given power to use for what we must

Verse 10: Stvrk [Roy]
Right, my turn, at the bat
Low tier, I ain't last, I'm ablaze, you're aghast
Four bars, say 'em fast
Four stock, it's a match
Run amuck, outclassed
I just space, hovercraft
Hit the d-air, it's a wrap
Set 'em up, spike 'em down
Joycons on the ground, next round

Verse 11: Sky Limits [Samus]
I'm a next-gen hunter, I'm buggin' with Mother Brain
Bounty like no other, you're under punches upon a rage
Electric offenses, you better find another way
Lookin' underpaid like an echo fighter, get oven baked
I'll blast you to pieces with one shot of my cannon gun
Or I'll shoot you with missiles and screw attack you till you're done
I'm suited up for this fuckin' fight
I'm chargin' up, so I'll be alright
Up-A any fool, it's a gun fight
I'm Samus Aran, and you're in my sights

Verse 12: Tokumei [Bowser]
King Koopa up next
Feel the heat from my breath
Ground pound motherfuckers
Send you flying off the ledge
OG finale boss, players see me they get stressed
When it comes to spitting flames, you can bet that I’m the best
I don’t need to bust a cap to put this shell to your back
Feel the full force of this fist straight to your ass
Yeah it ain’t no chore to smash you off the face of the map
You ain’t raw, I'll puts these sharp claws to your back
Catch me stealing all your bitches in the blink of an eye
That is what the pen is sealing, man the coupe don’t lie
Once you see your lives dropping in a matter of time
You can catch this sudden death if we end up in a tie
Got a full team of villains
Who are crude when they’re killing
I am cruel, when I rule, don’t confuse, you ain’t winning
You’ll lose when I step in
King Koop is a veteran
Man I'll stoop/all you noobs/leave you bruised/with a vengeance

Verse 13: Mythic [Corrin]
I've made my decision
I got you hoping and wishin'
That I'll show you some mercy when my sword makes that incision
I'm the best of the best
It's the truth I'm not braggin'
I am Corrin Kamui, I got the blood of the dragon
You're a bigger dick than Camilla's tits
I just joined smash and I'm killin' it
In my dragon form, destruction is all I spit and I'm feelin' it
I'll celebrate your death like it is a party
I'll destroy you, fuck no I'm not sorry
I'm next gen, while you're an Atari
Taking over kingdoms like sorry not sorry

[Transition]
Wait, haha
Woah

Verse 14: Karmaa SF [Link]
They call me Link from the get
Pull up on her, she slingshot a bitch
Pockets full of Rupees, feel me, I'm rich
Move so fast the n***as thought I was glitched
And if you want flames, you can get it
You can find me in Kokiri Village
For some of y'all n***as that's wit it
Just be careful cause you might get pillaged, ay
My bitch like Zelda, I give her, she stuck to that kitty like shelter, I stay out the weather
Navi, I brought 'em, we slicin' them spiders, my homies and fighters, don't ask the survivors
I got the sword moving and I'm on Discord, you be catching the blade, you can no longer play
Once I get Triforce, just know that it's my force and I will unlock all these doors in my way

Verse 15: The Jackal Rapper [Lucario]
I'm a master of the aura
Cause a storm when I get on that
Hit with Force Palm then a Bone Rush and I finish with Close Combat
I'm in Conquest and in Pocket, one just beyond, let's be honest
I'm the coolest mon ever made and now I'm here to smash you brothers
I don't shutter, never flinch, Inner Focus for the win
I'm from Sinnoh so I'm lit
People want me on their six
I got Aaron, I got Karen, I got Riley, even better
I got Maylene and Korina just to prove that I go Mega
Watch me evolve
Bastards of the steel types, not kill I just need a single strike
And my steel spikes and they dry heal
But they ill treated in a fist fight
And I get right
In their face when I grab em
With a side b, try, fight me
I'm immune to Toxic so you might be
A little undermanned
With those insults that you planned
Frozen for a thousand years and yet I'm still a badass
And I'm finally here to smash just to beat out all the trash
I can tell that you are bad from that aura that you have
Jackal

Verse 16: Tha Fallen Angel [Mewtwo]
You gon’ feel the wrath from when I step it to the max and when I hit you with my shadow slash
And I’m running competition straight outta the mind...
Every minute, when they wonder what the fuck that I’mma do next
Stepping on the pedal when they thinking I’mma let up
Never gonna settle till I’m knocking every motherfucker off of their pedestal
Leveling little by little like a devil with the pen because I’ll never be defeated when I...
Weaken em’ all
Leave 'em appalled
'Cause they're gonna know when a king draws big balls...
That you've gotta have when you take on me
In a blink, it could end so raw
'Cause I’m the one that you want...
When you step into a battle with reckless thoughts
'Cause I’m the one that you can’t catch thoughts you knew, they call me Mewtwo

[Transition]
Sans Undertale

Verse 17: Sketti [Ness/Sans]
Telekenetic, anorexic, swell-looking [?] skeleton
Talk like a motherfucker, you know I'm gonna reset a bitch
Gaster blasts, it's back to back patheticness
Know that I'm the motherfucker boning on ya, tiny bitch [?]
Throwing out the motherfucking bones though I never miss
Throw it at your motherfucking dome
No, I never quit
Really hoping that they gonna duck cause it's coming quick
Da-da-da-da, you fucked up once again
Tellling a joke and then I'ma take it to my home
Give her spaghetti and then I get into my bone
Go back in time and then and I'm like a support dome
Megalomaniac? Well, bitch I gotta go

You know, I gotta bone to pick with you
Get it?
Cause I'm a skeleton
Haha