[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
HARLEY QUINN
VS
MONIKA
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki]
I gotta stop you there, our dress code calls for much more cloth
Okay, everyone! Watch me roast a giggling, gullible, gaudy, Gotham, goth!
Is that a boy? No! Is that even a person?
I like to think she's a groupie for the traveling circus!
Your childish fighting ain't out-rhyming my writing
You were assigned as a sidekick, now you're a psychotic side chick
If they made comics 'bout your childhood, I'd reach for the tissues
'Cause this room would fill up with way too many issues!
You're a psychiatrist? From what I deduce
You must have wrote your thesis on domestic abuse!
But if I beat you in this battle, you won't get out of the ghetto
Still flattered to meddle with tatted crack addict Jared Leto
'Cause no matter what you offer, he won't like you in the first place
You'll never swing you bat hard enough to get to third base!

[Verse 2: Harley Quinn]
I wasn't gonna go here, but bitch you asked for it
Your man's running off with girls that are eighteen with an asterisk
Laugh about my past, soon you're in a crisis
'Cause as Doctor, I'm licensed to silence this virus
Ya think Prince Charming's waiting on the other side
But in reality it's a million nerds gawking at your thighs
I've fought with bats, cats, crocs, and my future spouse
Girl, you got your ass skeddaddled by a computer mouse
So these theories say your game is grim?
But your third eye's blind if you see a working dating sim
You'd die without attention and you call me crazy? Please!
You sound like you're used to getting killed by MC's!
[Verse 3: Sayori, Yuri, and Natsuki]
Hang on, all your marriage attempts had loose ends
Tighten up your lines if you're gonna be a nuisance-
I hate to spill the tea, but your options crushed down
Either a self-harming love or getting cut out!
Put another crew together and soon you'll be gone
The audience would snap next if your movies went on-

[Verse 4: Harley Quinn]
Oh boy, oh boy what is this?
Some kind of Suicide Squad?

[Verse 5: Monika]
Your poetry is lifeless! You lock yourself behind your bars
Learned so much about psychology, but lose against a broken heart!
All these fights for a mother, it seems wild
It's like you call yourself a Bird of Prey 'cause you took flight from your child! (Oh!)
We're living in a world of infinite choices
But your rap is like your mind: pointless infinite voices
'Cause you're poisoned, I'll destroy it, you could never lock me up
Yesterday, Justice League, Today, Just Monika

[Verse 6: Harley Quinn]
You went all Macbeth on your small talk buds
Which turned your festival into the Cockblock Club
You're a Hole in the Wall of all the problems you're crossed in
Pretend we're back in Act I; you're love is not an option!
You couldn't getcha puddin' so you pushed into the software
Still your lover wouldn't look and you went crying, "not fair!"
I'm flipping the script, so you can't predict what you read
Your rhymes won't make the final cut, this bitch is getting Yuri'd!
And if you're not the key to dough, they'll stop your Doki beat
So take D L, bitch, you just got owned by DC
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!