[Uraraka]
I was chosen with the all stars, I’m rising to fame
Meanwhile you’re sitting in a dating sim, stuck in a game
I think you know you’ve met your match; I’ve got the heroes on my side
The only people standing in your corner have already died!
You’re just a childhood friend, wishing the days would never end
And yet behind the smile we all know you’re playing pretend!
Oh come on don’t choke, it’s just a noose around your throat
So get rid of the rope, you no longer need it to float

[Sayori]
Your quirk's supposed to make you weightless right? So lose a few pounds!
I know you vomit on the daily but you're lookin' pretty round!
I find it really cute the way you want to be a hero
Sucks that your IQ is lower than “Gravity Zero”
I know that Deku kinda likes you, he may love you a lot!
Too bad he’s gonna end up seeing you’re a happy little thot
Aww, you’re blushing so hard! That’s why they call you “Pink Cheeks”
A shame the only weeaboos that like you tend to be freaks

[Uraraka]
Oh, my fans are all freaks? At least they’re not all depressed?
Your rhymes have got no nuance, while mine are full of finesse
And when you load up your game, your death is already foreseen
My show is getting new seasons, you’re stuck in 2017
[Sayori]
With my pen I write insane bars, that's how the story goes
Only time you spit straight flows is when you vomit rainbows
So call your friends for help, even your boyfriend can't save you (Uraraka: HEY! WAIT!)
He couldn't stop a sludge guy? Yeah, 'cuz that's what 'heroes' do

[Uraraka]
Take your scalp off, put your dreams inside, just like a cookie jar. (Sayori: Get out of my head!)
But think; just walking home with MC only gets you so far (Sayori: Get out of my head!)
Oh, did that really hurt? Was that too hard for you to chew? (Sayori: Get out of my head!)
I think I’d better rap this up; your lips are getting blue! (Sayori: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!)

[Sayori]
Your personality is lacking, seems you’re nothing but a bore
“I’m nice, I’m cute, I’m perfect!” Yawn, you make me want to snore
You’re such a loser, just a baby, you’re gonna die alone
All that’s left for you to do is go and “hang up” the phone