Freshy Kanal
Moana vs. Percy Jackson
[Intro]
BONUS BATTLE!
MOANA
VS
PERCY JACKSON
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Moana]
I'm scoring three strikes just like your daddy's trident
Keep hiding from monsters while I'm discovering islands
My grandma taught me rhythm, so you better keep flow
You're out of Nep-tune, I'll end you on a C note
Try and fight through Lalotai with a pen and tweed coat
Put a Greek up to Disney and he'll go Hero to Zero
I have faith and trust in the people I've met
While your camp keeps a thousand snakes around your head
Here's the truth about your mission:
Ever since you've been a toddler, there's no flag in years of capturing your absentee father
Tried creating fake drama to stir your mess of a half-brother
Is that the only thing you didn't steal from Harry Potter?
No-one knows how far I'll go without this geek stopping me
The world praises my songs, you're nothing but mythology
So what's left for Percy to boast to his fans?
All we heard from him is chaos on the coasts of Japan
[Verse 2: Percy Jackson]
The world doesn't work with your silly rules
I'm the River Styx to your kiddy pool, you're pitiful
The heart of the sea couldn't turn the tide
Just like your coconut, you're soft on the inside
I'm riding pinnacles of flow, so who's the actual adult?
All you do is wreck the boats of a half-naked cult
That pray to a self-centered prick for what he took
While he watches you remain a sellout's fish on a hook (Oh!)
You can't sell me your rhythm, you're looking up to my limits
And I'll be throwing some rotten tomatoes down from Olympus
Your whole story got sunk, stuck with the Rock's junk
From all the ocean plots struck, Ariel washed up
[Verse 3: Moana]
Ehmm... stealing the pantheon's thunder? You seem afraid to
Poseidon became God of the chickens when he made you!
No reason to be mad at me when diving in your fantasy
Your miserable barrier won't save you from reality
[Verse 4: Percy Jackson]
Put hands on your MacGuffin and see which of us is rocking
Miranda missed the boat with you and went with Marry Poppins!
I got the ocean wrapped around my hands, you had your chances
I could just scratch my nose and make Te Fiti meet Atlantis
Reunite your grandmother with her baby, your future seems stormy when this reign of hell's come
Leave you both waiting at the gate for Hades; I mean what can he say except: "You're welcome"!