[The Announcer]
Spongebob and Patrick vs. Gumball and Darwin!

[Spongebob and Patrick]
I'm ready! To flip this battle like a Krabby Patty
Was this fart of a cartoon created by his flabby daddy?
I'll have you like your voice actors 'cause this kitty's getting fired
Your show's an acid trip of styles that makes Tobias look tired!
Why don't they take their insults, and push them somewhere else?
Have a Nasty Patty! But he's already full of himself! (Oh yeah...)
Patrick, guess who I am? Uhh, stupid? No!
I'm the Amazing World of Gumball! What's the difference? I don't know

[Gumball and -Darwin]
Who earns minimum wage and is dumb as can be?
(Spongebob Squarepants!)
-Annoying, eccentric, and stupid is he
(Spongebob Squarepants!)
If a dead, drawn-out show is something that you wish
(Spongebob Squarepants!)
Then grab your remote and change over to Nick!
(Spongebob Squarepants!)
You've hit Bikini Bottom; I could squeeze this sponge with any diss
What the what's wrong, SpringBoob?
-I think that he's just jellyfish!
-Whether it's rap or boating school-
You're always gonna' fail
Both: Because this Goofy Goober's even slower than his snail!
-I'm a real star fish- do you live under a rock?
You've both been demoted to Tweedle-Dee and Dumb-F- (*dolphin squeak*)
[Spongebob and -Patrick]
-I can't wrap my head around your raps like a trombone
-Chewing out this Gumball who can't even Wumbo!
-Who are you calling Spongebob? I'm Patrick!
-I'm not your girlfriend, but your disses sure crack me up!
Your early reel had potential, but I think I oughta' mention it went down the drain when Doodle-Darwin lost his third dimension
You ain't the center of attention next to Teen Titans Go reruns since kids only line up for you when they're after The Refund!

[Gumball and -Darwin]
Your repetitive slapstick couldn't make the viewers stay amazed
Both: These tuna fish will get creamed like they rapped with mayonnaise!
Hop back on Hasselhoff-
-Don't hassle us-
Yeah, you oughta' run
Both: You look up to us- you live under the Wattersons!