[Intro]
BONUS BATTLE!
ROBOCOP
VS
P-P-Paul Blart (*laughter*)
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Robocop]
Robocop kicks you out the building like your mall did
I'll show you life won't always let you land in a ball pit
'Cause I'm here to arrest you for causing a huge riot
Do it like perfectmatch.com- use your right to remain silent!
Your seg-way of thinking isn't outside the box
You're not a cop eating donuts, you're a donut eating cops
I'm rising like the crime rate; fight for justice 'til I get killed
Take care of the pensioners before they use you as a treadmill
I went from OCP to a gigantic legacy
You turned Victoria's Secret into the WWE
Your mom died trying to get her newspapers off the streets
Try saving that with a Hello Kitty band-aid, creep

[Verse 2: Paul Blart]
Roger that, officer, it's an honor you called me for the keynote speech against the autotuned version of WALL-E (*laughter*)

[Interlude: Robocop]
I, erm... what?
[Verse 2 (Continued): Paul Blart]
(*coughs*) Sorry
I'm the ball-droppin' mall-coppin' officer Paul Blart!
For one dollar, I'll knock your films out of Walmart!
You Terminated your style, then robo-copied and pasted that
And before you would've gotten replaced again, you said, "screw it, let's just play some ads"
But here's some family advice: stop clinging on your ex-wife
Like, I don't think she wants a microwave as her next child
And back then this rock'em sock'em bot's plots bottled up and became a mad source
But these days, your reboots are just kicking a dead horse

[Verse 3: Robocop]
Don't lecture me 'bout family or kicking a dead horse
Your first ever email was your wife sending a divorce
So are you gonna' try to call in your daughter as third party?
You failed to cross my lines, and this ain't even the army!

[Verse 4: Paul Blart]
My expectations didn't get high since you got Nuked off the market
If you want to save Detroit, you should be your own target
Your directive's out of its prime... (*yawns, falls asleep*)
(Oh!)
I rock the comedy genre, your gore doesn't attract, believe me!
If you were part of the PGs, you'd still be able to pee; geez!
You're the proof in person that products get rotten
And that if robots can't die, they can still be forgotten