Freshy Kanal
Siren Head vs. Slender Man
[Intro]
Video Game Rap Battles!
Player one: Slenderman
Player two: Sirenhead
Fight!
[Slenderman (VideoGameRapBattles)]
Just when I've thought that I had it, I'm summoned back in to keep rappin' against all these hopeless new horrors
So Slender shall silence a siren to static
I've punished these proxies before, but of my copies, this clone is the worst that I've found
I'm one of a kind; I'll make sure you're the last of your species
You better press Z to lay down
Slender-Man!
Operator's on the line to hang up 89's phoned in rhymes
Make a boom go boom, this show is mine
I'll end ya', man!
Your game's just a messy grind, ain't seen such pixels since the times
I deconstructed Herobrine
Look like a Sega that Freddy would have, you with your Sonics' just gotta' go fast
All of these bassheads who blarin' their raps, imitating my style, get smoked on the track from the pyrokinesis you know that I tame
You' scared of rifles? Let's see you with flames
And your flashlights and forests, and size and distortions
Makes sense that a mimic would copy my games
[Sirenhead (Gianni Matragano)]
Sorry to our listeners for what you just heard
To make it up to you, we'll show you a true Henderson verse
These frequencies will blow your mind, no need to try and stop it
When I play my waves I'm dropping bombs... like you at the Box Office
I'm not one that you can avoid- turn a white boy to white noise
This lamp'll be shutting your lights, and in my next fight I'mma' win with your voice
Enter my meadows: you're done. Know that frail body can't run
You took this face-off too literal, son, 'cause two mouths are better than none
I'm standin' at 40 feet tall, I take it; you're falling short when we brawl, just face it
Creepy this pasta had cooked up was wasted when you got schooled by Baldi's Basics
I'm the patron saint of going missing with no trace
While you've been watered down to a Plants vs. Zombies easter egg
[Slenderman (VideoGameRapBattles)]
You're nothing but my hype-man as I'm spreading fear and fire
So it's time for patron saints to bow down to this dark messiah
As this skinny rake will fade away contracting Slender's sickness
Quit acting like you don't know where you copied how to mimic
[Sirenhead (Gianni Matragano)]
You once were reigning fear but now got Razzies' to your name
You went from ARGs to GRAs
This sexual offender-man's been ran out of work
The only noise I need to stop you is an Amber alert
[Outro]
Game over!
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Video Game Rap Battles!