Freshy Kanal
Pyrocynical vs. Memeulous
[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
PYROCYNICAL
VS
MEMEULOUS
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Pyrocynical]
Hi guys, Pyrocynical here, yeah
I light fires: rhymes to singe your career, yeah
You couldn't put them out with Belle Delphine's bathwater
You're parading in this legend's shadow like an ad sponsor
You had your fans simping over your eyes (Aw) but, we know you're disguised 'cause
You're hoping that nobody finds out you're not only five foot, you're also reppin' a right mug- grosser than mine before my diet!
Go find a plastic surgeon on Fiverr to design ya' a face that you don't have to hide, and on the bright side, that mask means you're well-equipped
'Cause this fella' spits more than Alex saying: "George, the ssssex was sssshit"
Before I hand you the mic, first, I'll hand you the L, like I just shipped you your shite merch
You peaked playing games that a child would, Club Penguin wasn't just the tip of the iceberg!
[Verse 2: Memeulous]
Okay, guys, this can't be happening
Little T's actually gotten more crap at rapping
So I'll bash a fat neek before he can eat me
I'd suggest a salad, but you already bit off Leafy!
Looking at your content, I'm not shocked from all the feasts when
Your stomach's like your YouTube career: big from beefin'
While I'm gaining pounds from all the AdSense
You can't GO Counter Strike all them UMG dents, yeah
I've seen more talent in my Discord, believe it
That performance couldn't beat your speech in Hunt Down the Freeman
This lesser Brit's a lesbian with many chins and flabby moobs
So you should just come out already- like Petscop 2
[Verse 3: Pyrocynical]
I nab wins like spots in the E-boys when we battle (Okay!)
That was so low-effort; put it on your second channel (Yeah)
It's like I'm KSI, how you're shaking like you're real scared (Woo!)
Last time a pussy made me laugh that hard, they fell out of a wheelchair!
You're more dumb than Morgz' mum, this bloke fucked those jokes up
Take notes from Yo Mama and upload them to PornHub
You'll get more subs than MLG, but you're too clean (Woo!)
The biggest square since WillNE!
You stole my Series of Tubes, but why?
Right, like, who does this guy think he is? PewDiePie?
Now you're hopping on trends for clout, ya' big knob
We can tell your channel's time is running out, so TikTok!
[Verse 4: Memeulous]
Those rhymes were so poor, James despises the lot
It's like the clip fell out before you started firing shots
Mention my second channel, but it's bringing me success
But you'd call the Bully Hunters so your fans would meme you less (Oh!)
George is gorgeous at forging these flows
While Niall's so vile with rhyme skills and roasts
Masked up, I'm gassed up and passing out blows
Like his titles, Pyro went and hit a new low (No cap!)
Talk MLG and I'll tell a tubby prick
A 1-minute TikTok could fit all your funny bits
Try to come at me, you'll get beat hard
Defile a pedophile with files on top of files like Keemstar!
[Verse 5: Pyrocynical]
Those jokes were something that Lele Pons would do
Shit blew up in your face like your Orange costume (Boom!)
It's Kwite an unfortunate end for you, innit?
Your sub count will dive, so guys, we did it
[Verse 6: Memeulous]
Right, I wish I was as dead as your trim, sir
I'll take a rope and suspend myself like your Twitter
I just left this crossdressing furry destroyed, and now
Memeulous took the dub and got the victory royale
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!
Pyrocynical
So guys, we did it
We hit 30K- subscribers