[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
VS
WALT DISNEY
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Walt Disney]
All aboard! It's the man who needs no fairy dust to sprinkle
'Cause he's always fly compared to nerds addicted to pachinkos!
But you took a different game of chance and gambled to diss me
You really came to dance? Please, you can't waltz through Disney!
I gave birth to animation, while your sense of innovation's
Just some gimmicks that would trickle to Xbox and Playstation!
But of course, your first creations surely took imagination
Just not yours is what I'm saying; tell me, who's Link's inspiration?
I made dreams into scenes; you're lucky to be a boss
Taking naps while your dad slept your way to the top!
Now you're fallen in the holе of Illumination's hurdles!
You'd be Lucky if you stole thе show like Universal!

[Verse 2: Shigeru Miyamoto]
With all that lung cancer, I'm surprised you didn't choke
But let's reverse the roles, 'cause this time, you're getting smoked!
Let's-a go! It's-a-Mi...yamoto with the dope flow!
My verse got more one-ups than mushroom risotto!
You made childhood dreams about prices!
Your rapping skills are like your live-action films: lifeless!
My touchscreens redefined what gaming allowed
While you tried to get touchy with some Songs of the South!
Even with the coins you must have, for you, it's game over!
You only hammed your business 'cause you didn't like kosher
[Verse 3: Walt Disney]
You're incompetent! Dropped the console wars, no confidence
Unstoppable, our bombs are still the top of the box office!
I was spreading joy to children when the whole world seemed dark!
I got rhymes so sick they'd make a wish for my park!
And those baseless, racist claims are nothing but some rumors!
But if we're talking hatred, well then, all your fans are tumors!
A bunch of smelly losers stirring up some Reddit strife!
Plus, it'd only take a Peach to bring their magic broom to life! (Hah!)

[Verse 4: Shigeru Miyamoto]
Spreading joy to kids? I'd be calling you a liar
'Cause you ruin child actors, even worse than Dan Schneider!
You'll be seeing Stars like Fox, but this one you'll never own
So get on your knees and give my Wii some motion control!

[Verse 5: Walt Disney]
In your country, they don't even recognize you when they see ya!
While I've been a global legend since you suckled Mamma Miya!
You'd scare your company, pretend that you're their holy God
So obsessed with your games, you treat your workers like Pokemon!

[Verse 6: Shigeru Miyamoto]
When the industry blew over, guess who blew on the cartridge
But you never gave me credit? Guess I am the better artist!
While I'll be known for saving gaming's crash and burn
You'll be known for making monsters, like Beast and John Lasseter!
You only got your label rich by ripping fables!
I've been fatal with creative hacks since I've been flipping tables!
Call the mouse of yours Key, 'cause you couldn't serve a Mic
But I'm pretty sure that Disney must be used to getting iced!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES