Freshy Kanal
Garfield vs Top Cat. Rap Battle!
Garfield vs Top Cat!
[Verse 1: Top Cat (Lil Secks)]
(Hey!) I do live in the street but I won’t take your pity
This lazy mouse catcher must have wandered in my city
So this nitty gritty kitty acting like A.T
The OG from ABC, don't ya know it’s T.C!
Try to beat me? I run the streets that you’re walking in
Stealing is my game, I own the bed that you’re yawning in
I knew you were old news and figured you're the shitter
When I'd think to sprinkle in your comic strips into my litter bin
[Verse 2: Garfield (Sam Conner)}
Yo it’s Garfield get in line because I get real
Stop-Listen-
I’ll turn this top kitten into my meal!
Untrickable and clinical
You’re a street livin’ criminal
Though you're spitting syllable
That makes Odie look despicable (Bark!)
Monday is almost bearable when compared to you
I would take a snooze (ooo) and you would still lose!
It's time to end this riot
Take your syndicate and buy it
Because when you're all gone
I'll get my peace and quiet
[Verse 3: Top Cat (Lil Secks)]
Sleeping? You're more boring than you let on (Ay!)
I don't want to hear you talkin'
So I'm envying Jon
When I spit, it's sick;
You’re dribbling disses
I'm not kitten, so listen
You're sure grosser then cat piss is!
I'll show you where catnip is;
Go pay this slight fee
Then see the whole world watch as you get beat by me!
Fat stacks: I got that!
Not flapjacks: You want that!
I’m the most when I boast- the tippidy top, Top Cat!
[Verse 4: Garfield (Sam Conner)}
Sure, stealing’s your deal but I’ll be the one to con ya
This easy victory was a piece of Lasagna
I’m iconic from my comics to my flicks and apparel
You've been rotting at the bottom of the Hanna Bar-barrel!
I mean, we both know you belong in that trash can
This matchup makes lense sense than your cross with Batman
You'll never be a fat cat. no matter the cash grabs
I've had it with this sad sack
I'd rather go catnap