[Intro]
Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Phineas and Ferb
Vs...
Um, what's your name again?

[Verse 1: Dexter]
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

[Verse 2: Phineas and Ferb]
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers
The same heroes that I befriended--
Frank-einstein should be adjusted
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed
[Verse 3: Dexter]
I didn’t think a Triangle could be such a square
Hey, where’s Phony Test? Oh wait, he’s right there!
I despise this Dr. Doofus, even with my rude removed
I’d need much less than 104 days to f*cking bust you!

[Verse 4: Phineas]
For a show on Boomerang; I thought you’d have a good comeback
Dexter managed to murder his show but failed to kill a track
It takes more than your flawed inventions to contend to our adventures
Your mad Scientist schtick belongs in the 2nd Dimension

[Verse 5: Jimmy Neutron]
Gotta Rap!
Goddard, go fetch me the microphone!
Such a pro-ton, you’d copy how I rhyme and flow like my clones
Phineas, your rap was tolerable but it’s such a bummer
That your verses started dragging on longer than your whole summer
Dorxter, I gotta thank you for coming; that’s a good call
Because when I look down at you, I’m finally stood tall
When I’m up against these lab rats, yo, I won’t need a Brain Blast
With science, I’ll explain that you tame brats have come last