{Verse 1: Tenya (C_Squint)}
Settle down class, I’m about to deal the hurt
It’ll be over in 10 seconds when I Recipro Burst
You wanna take me on? You’re not the first so get in line
Although I guess it doesn’t matter since victory is mine

You’re making a mistake, looking with that cocky stare
You should know this is no game if you are really self-aware
To reach the finish line we know that disciplines a must
So put on your running shoes; I’m gonna leave you in the dust

{Verse 2: Monika (Classicult)}
Onе battle against me and you’ll have wishеd you refrained
If you wanna fight, you can try, but you’ll probably get stained
You couldn’t save your brother, but you think you can beat me?
I think between the two of us, I’m the superior being

You may be your class rep but I’m the Doki Doki president
You’re practically a sheet of metal; all you do is get bent
You wanna be a hero? You’re a Sonic wannabe
I’ll bet even at your fastest that you can’t keep up with me

{Verse 3: Tenya (C_Squint)}
Only started chasing your dreams? I’ve been running since I was ten!
I thought you’d learn after my first line but let’s try this again
I’m a noble gentleman, you’re a cruel and evil student
Your actions have consequences, but you’re clearly imprudent
I’m a representative; that means I speak for my class
The only thing that you can speak for is that boy you harass
Your friends, as I see it, you’ll always be far below them
So stop challenging my words and go back to writing poems

{Verse 2: Monika (Classicult)}
Okay, everyone! It’s time to beat him, fair and square!
I’m gonna win this battle so you better prepare
A nerdy geek like you is bound to never get a girlfriend
White knights in shining armor rarely ever get a happy end

You’re so stuck up, you only care about the rules
It sucks you’ll never get laid since you go to private schools
Your hero costume looks like it’s a Terminator prototype
So take a break, relax, then breathe the smoke from your exhaust pipe

{Verse 5: Tenya (C_Squint)}
You’re saying I can’t get a date? Hey, where’s that boyfriend of yours?
He doesn’t like you, I don’t think, him deleting you assures
And trapping him in a room? Did you think that would work?
You know, you would be very strong (if losing friends was a quirk)

Your words are nothing to me, can’t cut through my hero suit
The way you act is so appalling, you could use a reboot
I speak with honor and pride, unlike those words on your sheet
So how should I end this battle? Oh! Control+Alt+Delete
{Verse 2: Monika (Classicult)}
Is that all you’ve got? Yawn, let’s finish this show
Your rhymes are stiff and rigid, mine just go with the flow
Your quirk lets you run fast, I guess that’s why you always flee
You’ll never solve your problems and that’s Your Reality

The comebacks that you’re using are, of course, to no avail
You gonna cry to teacher? Yeah, that’s right, you tattle-tale
You’re such a goody-two-shoes, all you do is obey
Stop being so uptight- that’s my advice for today!