[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
BEAR GRYLLS
VS
STEVE IRWIN
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Bear Grylls]
So, I’m about to land in the wild
Coming up on my new show - Man vs Child;
I confront the worst dangers. If a proud hunter
Steps up to me, he’s going down... under!
I got bare skills - I watch bears kill
Light Ken on the Barbie - Bear grills!
Gross from the He-Man hair to the trousers
The ugliest mammal that I’ve ever encountered!

[Verse 2: Steve Irwin]
Did ya know? Bull shit helps plants grow
You could sprout a whole forest with ya darn show
Crikey, you survived nights snacking on bugs?
Then you'd share a slice of pizza with ya cameraman, Doug! (Hi!)
In fact, let's cut Bear's pack some slack
They do everything he does with ten tonnes on their backs!
Ya thirsty? You keep on moping around!
If you wanna take the piss, then open your mouth!
Eww, mate! is everything you do fake?
I love reptiles but not you, snake!
You topped many mountains but keep this in mind:
Reaching my peak is the steepest of climbs!
[Verse 3: Bear Grylls]
Here’s another fact that you might find scary;
You belong on world’s deadliest parents
They’re pretty different, Steven, so how are you confused? (What?)
One’s your son, the other’s alligator food. (Woah!)
If you want to talk about stirring up lies;
Don’t claim you love all creatures, then disturb the wildlife!
I don’t think that they appreciate the big mouth that you bring!
Swim in my flow and feel my raps sting

[Verse 4: Steve Irwin]
Can’t you see? Were you stung by more bees? (Bzzzzzz...)
The best survivor is Steve - even Minecraft agrees
I believe every animal deserves my protection
Although this Bear is a worthy exception

[Verse 5: Bear Grylls]
Yeah, you used to rep the animal kingdom
Had some valid opinions about this planet we live in
That was your mission! With your passing did you pass on that wisdom?
No. Your family rallied to Jimmy Fallon to scavenge some income

[Verse 6: Steve Irwin]
That's a verse? No. This is a verse!
Your programmes are pathetic: irrelevant’s where you’re heading!
You should teach your audience how to survive your wreck on Netflix!
That’s what you get: relying on celebrities for more clout!
It’s evident; no one clicked on this battle for the boy scout!
Nice to meet ya’, you got the right idea;
You built fires with tree sticks, but I’m the primal leader
Who built a legacy with his timeless speeches
If you wanna mess with me, get in line behind PETA!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEEEEEEXT... RAP! RAP! RAP! RAP! RAP! RAP! RAP! RAP! RAP! RAP! RAP! RAP!
RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!