[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
JASON DEAN
VS
JEFF THE KILLER
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Jason Dean]
Greetings and salutations
Name's Jason Dean and I'm out of patience
When I'm facing this reject with half a face left
So I hope that the bleach didn't jack your cadence
Now, trust me, as a poem fanatic
I've got a zero-tolerance policy for horrible fanfics
Be glad it's my high school I was planning to bomb
'Cause, if I chose a middle school, all your fans would be gone
I'm icy like a slushie, got the brain freezer drip
You're only Mr. Muscle with a drain cleaner sip
You committed cyber suicide, jumping off the trends quick
Your YouTube videos are like the Heathers: dead cliques
You put this jaded creep face
With crazy teen angst to the JD DJ?
Well, I'm sure your brother would know
I pack so many bars, call me JDC, ay!
I came in to tidy up, pack your bags when I'm lighting up
Keep on carving your eyes out, this Jack-O-Lantern ain't bright enough
Our society is making martyrs out of stupid teens
The society that killed you was the Gacha life community
This gunner could've made it quicker for your brother's life
You couldn't even cut a stick of butter with your butter knife
Went from badass killer beating little bullies to death
To the after picture on an ad about meth
[Verse 2: Jeff the Killer]
It's hard to put someone with no eyelids to sleep
But Christ, you're such a bore
Aw, what's the matter? Someone's mad
Winona doesn't wanna Ryde him anymore?
I open up a window and I bring Hell
You're just Mean Girls, but with incels
"My God, I'm stuck in the friendzone"
Cries goth Guy Fawkes with a trenchcoat
So they send me to mess with the guy
Who tried ending the lives of Westerburg High
'Cause his ex made him cry? Stop acting like the nice guy
For a black comedy, you're quite the white knight
Tell me what the stick up his ass is for
Sell him as a promo for the candy store
Can't handle more than a couple of jocks with bare butts
If you wanna rid the world's evil, start with your haircut
It's hard to compare us, your philosophy is shoddy
You're no different from the bullies I single-handedly bodied
So you'll learn your lesson from this urban legend
You're so edgy, I could use your corpse as a murder weapon
GO TO SLEEP, BITCH
How about you drop down and make the rumors true?
DON'T YOU SEE THIS?
Based on your ending, I figured blowing's all you do
BLOWN TO PIECES
Just like you and Veronica's relationship
WON'T REPEAT THIS
If your love is God, then buddy, she's an atheist
[Verse 3: Jason Dean]
I'm the kinda guy that the ladies love
All the girls that you knew now hate your guts
You'll spend the rest of your life lonely
But you can still choke on J-Deez nuts!
A billion wikis couldn't list your mental damages
So who's the real killer when you're the one left in bandages?
A least a bully showed you how to keep a party lit, ay!
Couldn't drink a shot, but it still left you shitfaced
Now that mannequin girl has left you worthless
Compared to Jane the Killer, you're like Jane the Virgin
Wanna step to my guns with the blanks that you wrote?
It's less of a verse, more of a suicide note

[Verse 4: Jeff The Killer]
You're sitting solo, getting scrappy, acting macho (Ay!)
But this lone wolf only scrapped his Fox show (Ay!)
He keeps on stalking and gathering private info (Yuh!)
Didn't know Jehovah's Witnesses were knocking windows (Ooh!)
Pull a gun on me, I'd still be whooping your ass
Like your dad did to your mom, I'm gonna put you on blast
And his company makes you move to so many states
You can't even give company to your own mother's grave

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!