[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
STEVE
VS
SACKBOY
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Steve]
What's a couple little planets to domains that are limitless?
Your shitty sandbox could be my kitten's litter bin
I'm a Smash hit and a great digger
Forget bedrock, I can break Twitter
You got some geeks hyped with your PS5 title, yo
But lost your creativity now you're stuck in Survival Mode
Ripping shit from Mario couldn't get you on track, boy
Stole so many parts that they should call you Ransackboy
I thought your bubble's burst, so who would have expected
That it must've turned to night because the dead's been resurrected
Yeah, you built all these platforms, your game couldn't get one
This fool's made of wool, it makes sense that you're slept on

[Verse 2: Sackboy]
Sackboy's the face of space exploration
You ravage landscapes for exploitation
Keep raidin' natives to farm up their trades then
You'll find me saving a slave population
What happened to the indie game with blocks that had you think outside the box?
You went from herding cows to getting milked for every drop
No one cares about your Dungeons or Pokémon, stop!
How can your world be infinite when you fell off...? *ahem*
So what's poppin? It's the pocket puppet and I'm here to pull the strings
You got a single hotbar while I got a poppit full of em
I'm pullin up the poppies for your funeral, I'll bury you
6 blocks deep, you see the lava there? I'm daring ya
Your flatland's sacked, yeah this sock's poggers
I'm not bothered, I could drop ya like a hot hopper
Ain't see a track that bad since you mocked Usher
Ironic you're leavin' the box office without a blockbuster
[Verse 3: Steve]
You've dug yourself a hole straight down and can't escape it
I've seen people fall less flat in sack races
Your entire sack race is more obscure than your return is
If you wanna be a hot topic, hop into my furnace

[Verse 4: Sackboy]
Yeah, your memes got you put into Smash
But is it a shock that they thought to invite ya?
With let's players taking advantage of fans
All you seem to do right is lure creepers to miners!

[Verse 5: Steve]
They say third time's the charm but you're proof that's a lie
Since your third game scared off your fans and Stephen Fry
There's a trillion chance you could get Dream's trades
Still more likely than someone playing your Dreams game!
Oh dang! Guess you're the reason they cut your team quick
Mojang's just like netherrack, we always keep lit
Okay! That's how your releases were received then
Sony's sick of your stickers and shoved them where your seam splits
Squaring 'gainst my level of experience will cost you
Couldn't graze my skin when you've been hiding in a costume
You'd only ever blow up if you self-destruct
This battle's like the negativitron, PS: you suck
[Verse 6: Sackboy]
Look, I saved a marriage, Alex said you wrecked yours
You couldn't last a single round of fuckin Bedwars!
It's the L-B-P MC against Steve
Who couldn't handle beats with a million of his beetroots
Swedes used to be neutral until Minecon
Fired Notch cause he turned Minecraft to Mein Kampf
Wreckin' the Collector and restoring hope, you couldn't keep a Stronghold
Now there's cobwebs on your Story Mode
And once your geek fandom sees the damage I've done
Not even PewDiePie could help you come back from this one

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!