[Intro]
Rap Battle
Kirby VS. The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Begin

[Kirby - Azia]
Hi! I'm Kirby!
Journeyed from the Planet Popstar!
I'll add a dash of protein
Throw this insect in my pot, start
To mix it, when I spit it's like down B
My bars will drop hard
Yeah I've been popping villains
Man I feel just like a rockstar!
I stop hearts with the flows that I'm coming with
Spitting so sweet yeah, I know you can't stomach it
Your book's made for kids just to help them read?
Only letters you're teaching are LSD
Were your badly made scribbles all drafted by children
Too vastly illiterate to handle your gimmick?
Like Galactus, I'll swallow up planets and spit 'em
The most you can ruin's a family picnic
You're just another level I will leave beat (leave beat)
Mama told me to eat my Green Greens (Green Greens)
Maybe quit chompin' on the sweet things (sweet things)
'Cause your only power's diabetes (be-tes)
I'll need less than seven days to
Leave this little pest erased, yet
All it'll take is the butt of my shoe
And this caterpillar won't need to play dead
[Narrator - King Mewtwo]
In the light of the moon a little egg lay on a leaf
Then a hungry little caterpillar awoke to eat this beat

[The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Snakebite126]
Check it!
I educate tykes on the basics
Takin' takin' takin' 8 bites out of 8 bit
If you wanna be the same size as my fame is
Wake up, cause you're in a bigger DreamLand than your game is
Start a fight with all six of these hands?
I'm fly with the DeDeDe raps
I don't need a power to burn this loser
Your home is a nightmare
And you're... Furby Krueger?
Very Hungry Caterpillar
When it comes to raps, I'm iller
Creepy crawler's keeping baller
And I'll munch this track for dinner
Smooth like butter and I'm flyest in the room
I rapped harder than you when I was spinning my cocoon
Built like a peach, I could tear through, but
I won't eat bubblegum that's already chewed up
Stole my biting just to go and restore it
Call John Kirby I'm 'bout to to take you to court, kid
I kill a beat like I'm Triple D
Intercontinental legacy
For decades I've been nibbling my little leaf
My job is to educate
The toddlers to pick the green
Fifty milly sales, that's my copy ability
Your poor taste conquers the gourmet chomper
You're pretty fat for a platform-based hopper
Chewing on the sequels 'til your vision got lost (*Chomp*)
Even Sakurai could tell that this ball dropped
[Kirby - Azia]
You must be on Crystal Shards, yo
'Cause even Eric Carle knows
This consumerist will get booted quick
When I bring out the Marx flows
Your art shows you're not so special, see
Bundles of paper all stitched together? Please
You can bite me where that
Creepy sun doesn't shine
Mr. Not-So-Human-Centipede
Too crappy to mimic, your lifespan is squat
If I tried to suck you up, I'd die on the spot
I solely survived World of Light before God
Even let there be light in your Bible-themed plot
If this caterpillar wants to craft his filler
Then catch me on the streets
Leaving holes 'til you're dead
'Cause when I fire rhymes Right Back at Ya
The USA will have to censor me again

[The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Snakebite126]
Dudes that wrote your plot?
Must be drugged up, man
So I'm smokin' ya
Alice in Wonderland
You maybe fulfilling to gaming beginners
But catering to kids?
I'm the pillar!
I've heard your vacuum cleaner flows
And I can tell they suck
Now you're just another Kirby
That is left collecting dust
[Narrator - King Mewtwo]
Looks like the cycle of life for Kirby's reached a full stop
'cause he just got destroyed on the mic

[The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Snakebite126]
Call that a Kirbstomp!