[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
LEATHERFACE
VS
HANNIBAL LECTER
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Hannibal Lecter]
Love the suit, must be the best thing
To come from your entire worthless town
With the name and the face of a dominatrix
Yet you're the one getting pushed around
Now, they try to paint you as a victim, but, as a painter
I must say they've done very poorly
Spending years in cells and I couldn't
Give less of a shit about your incel story
I'm the fine mastermind of my gruesome hobbies
Sip through chianti as I chew a body
I have taste, while this zombie is crude and sloppy
Getting used as a pawn by the illuminati
You were born in the trash bin, of course you're a has-been
So many face changes you're the horror Michael Jackson
Dragging over every track and I don't mean your damn suit
Always let your victims escape like they're fast food

[Verse 2: Leatherface]
Are whatcha eat? Well you fucked that
Ya eat brains but got dumb raps
You're a weak man with a weak spirit
So pass the mic if you can even lift it
Got one decent film praised by the critics
Funny how in that one, you were barely in it
Fuckin' artsy prude, going on trips and shit
Livin' high class lifestyle, white meat privilege
You're sleazing your way through some crooked cops?
I'll add these piggies to the cooking pot
Simp had a heart attack after getting rejected?
Damn, even your cardio got fucking arrested
Old school, stay raw; call me 2Chainsaw
They wrote plots about Bill, you got no pay-off
Took my style, straight jacked it, didn't surprise me
So do it like your movies; come 'round and bite me
Talking 'bout the prey escaping? No trouble either
Your fuckin' narrative gets slower like I got it in my freezer
Only time you're creating tension is when you go and hang a bitch
You'd only be a good therapist if you put a space in it
You always seem to fail at shooting your shot with your lovers
Shoulda learned it from the Germans when they did it to your mother
And say I'm not getting any? Keep dreaming now
'Cuz your sister is the only girl you've eaten out
[Verse 3: Hannibal Lecter]
You've come back from explosions but
Michael Bay as producer couldn't blow you up
Massacred your chain of films with more huge duds
Teach your crew the 3 Ds: Don't Do Drugs
I'll go and handle this psychoanalysis
Why, this inadequate psycho is so incredibly ravenous
With the fact that his life is never ending in happiness
Their daddy always had him whipped before trying to smash his sis
Even though you're a panicking cannibal
This carnivore animal cannot get a girl to grab his meat
With how much your dry hump that hillbilly weapon
I wouldn't be surprised if the saw is your family
So maybe go on tinder if you wanna hunt your prey
'Cause every time you try to hook up, they just run away
Any chance of your tropes terrifying the world
Went right out of the window like all of your final girls
It used to be chillin' when you sewed bodies together
But now you're leaving us in stitches with your CGI terror
I'd play games with your brain and then eat the remains
But my stomach would be as empty as your box office gains

[Verse 4: Leatherface]
Your coldness is false advertising
'Cause one look at Starling gets Hannibal Rising
But with all the people you've lost it's fair
This orphan needs Jodie Foster's care
Lemme tell you 'bout the slaughter that you saw as a kiddo
Left daddy lying on the path like he's one of them armadillos
While you're dissin' incest, you fell in love with your auntie
Tried to learn the Japanese way but then bombed it like her family
I'mma be cookin' ya up as Bubba's shrimp and after
We'll be serving ya second place on top of a silver platter
For this dinner, I'm the one you should be thankin' the most
'Cause it's the only time you're part of a family roast
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT- Huh? AHH! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
RAP BATTLE... IS ON THE WAY!