Anime Rap Battle!

Seto Kaiba!

Versus...

Gary Oak!

[Verse 1 - Seto Kaiba | Cam Steady]

Is this dweeb my foe?
I guess dorkfest's back in show
It's just business, Rowan's intern
Cannot touch this CEO

When my dragon's head to head to head
With your bird's pathetic pecks you're dead
This game's set you're not the very best
Cause at 10 you quit that very quest

Your catapult turtle could not even splash
Out a fire type in your big tournament match
Now you're out of your league so head back to the lab
Where you measure the size of your Krabbys with Ash

Platinum bust down my wrist
Disk more sick than a crush card virus
Try this it'll be the second
Time that I ripped up Grandpa's prized possession
[Verse 2 - Gary Oak | Mat4yo]

If you think you'll be the victor when it's time to duel
Then why's your little white dragon have his eyes on Blue?
This hardcore gamer thinks that I'm the dork?
You took the ammo out that verse like it was Kaiba Corp

In this game, if I see you doing dubious things
I'll choose Nido 'cause you always lose to the king
There's no cooling this heat, I'm spitting fire on the track
'Cause you' always find me coming in right before the Ash

The OG champ, I'm surpassing my gramps
Ask my fans and they'll tell you
"Gary, Gary, he's our man!"

I'll eradicate you in the first verse fast
When you come back as a ghost, you will still be Marrow-whack
You can keep chasing green but your cards are a joke
All that paper in your pocket won't make you as strong as an Oak

And by the rating of our shows, it's funny
How you may screw the rules, but we have the money!

[Verse 3 - Seto Kaiba | Cam Steady]
You're a third rate rapper...
With 4th rate rhymes
With your fans and ego I think you and Duke should roll the dice

You're no match for my divine
Your Arcanine ain't hot
Even Wheeler furried up's
A more intimidating dog (ah!)

[Verse 4 - Gary Oak | Mat4yo]

You would never Noah real father, you're no god
I can tell by your voice, you're just Brock with no rocks
Now watch, I blast toys like yours with a water gun
You can only rival Yugi when you threaten self-destruct

Leave your mind crushed and stuck under the rubble
When I come to steal the win, I won't forget your brother
You are number two ranked against a top tier trainer
Gotta flush this turd so I won't smell ya later!

[Verse 5 - Seto Kaiba | Cam Steady]

Never been Champion and that shows
When you reached Indigo, you Plateaued
When we clash flows you are getting beaten down
Man I've got Saggi already don't need another clown
I won't need another round cause the cards in my hands
I'mma put an obelisk onto the very ground you stand
I'm the envoy of your end, now Mokuba we have a task
Get the jet I need to send out half a Pokéball to Ash

[Verse 6 - Gary Oak | Mat4yo]

I think monsters are cool, but your deck is a fluke
When the Lord of D only wants to play with his flute
You better take a step back or I'll direct an attack
With a Magnitude to give your foster dad an Earth Badge

You're dragging on the beat, you and Lance should be best of friends
But I heard you're weak to fairies, so watch out for the Pegasus
Every strategy you simulate inside your computer's
Gonna end with "Gary was here, Kaiba's a loser."

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