[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
PETER GRIFFIN
VS
HOMER SIMPSON
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Peter Griffin]
So this yellow fella's meddling with Peter Griffin?
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken
You're a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you're in the past, dawg

[Verse 2: Homer Simpson]
Whoever you're talking to, he's in trouble (Ah!)
No more beer? I'm seeing double
And sure I'm plane cuz I've been 'round the globe
While you'll remain the Milhouse of shows

[Verse 3: Peter Griffin]
Yeah, you're big, tubby, but if I were you
I wouldn't go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse
We're tired of you! Is there nothing you won't put your hands on?
Here's Joe's wheelchair, you've got no legs to stand on!
Thirty years? Christ! You've aged like Madonna
Such a zombie, no wonder you crap out Treehouse of Horrors
It's been long since your better days, but I'll give you fair praise
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase
Let's talk about your family; my god, they're schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks
And your boy there makes my Chris look like he's almost average
And Lisa and Meg are... you know what- let's just skip that one
Here's a prediction I'll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I'll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen, she'll giggity my donuts
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served tho, thank you, come again!
[Verse 4: Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and Mr. Burns]
You're not Apu, but you've sure got problems
Can't expect less from a series that Fox runs
Pretty frickin' sweet? Hmm, that's my flow!
Since the 90's I've been rolling in- Errrrr what's the word... DOH!
I thought you specialized in celebrity roasts? (Huh?)
The only cutaway you need is to a better show
Lisa, what's the definition of griffin?
A creature stitched from different parts! Hmm, that's pretty fitting
Now, go prepare our lunch, we have famous guests over
Tell me, where's the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers
You can't talk about ideas running out!
Replace the hound! Ok, now bring back the hound!
Need a show canned? Luckily, there's a Family Guy
Even from Space, I had more air time (Woohoo!)
Your fart jokes won't cloud my legacy
I couldn't even call you Flanders cuz you'll never be next to me

[Verse 5: Peter Griffin]
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse
Cuz chronologically's the only time you've come first
You got a nuclear family so how'd ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!!

[Verse 6: Homer Simpson]
And... why don't you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It's shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!