[Verse 1: Brutus (Eric The Audible)]
I don’t believe your folktales, myths
And so called "Holy Stories"
In Rome, we hang the Christians
But it seems you've done that for me
I hold one word of wisdom
That came from Christ - your lord
That you have crossed the wrong fellow
It’d be best if you'd never been born
But whatever inform me
How does a disciple go from beloved brethren to locked out of Heaven’s Door?
He got knocked down so many levels
How’s the weather benеath Hell’s seventh floor?
Brutus is brutal, abusivе to Judas
Convictions so true I’m complicit in coups
And if you believe a word of your scripture
Get on your knees and lick my boot
Some think you’re tragic?
Man, you’ve got to be kidding me
I was killing for Italy
You shilled out for some silver piece
Take it back with new taxes
When the General barges in
We'll see that Armor of God
Confront the arms of my armymen!
We’ll discard of your carcass
Turn that new field into a farmland
The Senator’s ending you in this
(ahem) Beggin’ my Pardon
Instead, give your testimony
For all of Rome to vote
But I suspect you’ll be ejected from the canon
That’s all he wrote
[Verse 2: Judas (Freshy Kanal)]
You don’t think I understand?
I betrayed the Son of Man
You think it’s easy to break
The spirit of one whose damned
But there is something you forget
With the opponent you choose
That a man such as I
Now has NOTHING to lose
Give it up like its Calvary
When I rap on beat you will gnash your teeth
And have your speech interrupted by maddened weeps
You can’t slash yourself away from God’s wrath, you heathen
You’re backed in the corner, lookin' at this match you’re meetin'
You’ll be praying for your enemies to cast you freedom
I blast at thee and compact the heat
The flames you speak of couldn’t measure up to half of my blasphemies
My fiendish deeds made me
A bookmark of the past, brother
You chopped a Caesar like a waiter
For my Last Supper
I’m not to point out your speck
When my eyes cleaved by a tree
But you and your cousin have sex?
That’s low, even for me
Stop pretending that your violence wasn’t part of your pride
Saw your buddy had the power, then you darkened inside
Then you killed him in an hour stabbed his back with the knife
Yeah, this General’s a coward; disregard of your life!
Every translation shows that Brutus
Meant the STUPIDEST
Exposing you with my flows
(muah) "Judas diss"
[Verse 3: Brutus (Eric The Audible)]
Don’t scandalize my frame of mind
Rebellion runs in my family line
If you and your lot plan to die
I’m taking pride in tyrannicide

[Verse 4: Judas (Freshy Kanal)]
Pride cometh before the storm
Know our end’s fire
God will shatter your legacy
Like your empire

[Verse 5: Brutus (Eric The Audible)]
Continue to threaten
Oh how your con's so pious
And I’ll cleanse my hands of this battle
Like Pontus Pilate

[Verse 6: Judas (Freshy Kanal)]
You’re a servant to sin
So convinced I’ve lost hope
Pray God has mercy for slaves
But then again, when in Rome

[Brutus (Eric The Audible)]
What is that noise?
[Judas (Freshy Kanal)]
Hell has opened up for us

[Brutus (Eric The Audible)]
Shut up, you madman!

[Judas (Freshy Kanal)]
Devil! Reveal yourself!

[Brutus (Eric The Audible)]
It can't be
Aw. Fuck

[Verse 7: Impostor (Snakebite126)]
(Emergency Meeting SFX)
Uhh, Need to vent?
I'm sensing some pent up aggression you'll lash out
And I'm not one for tasks
But I guess I'm taking the trash out
I'm above you, not among you
Too novice, it gets obnoxious
Drop your alibis the minute that you're in hot water
It's obvious you're not even REAL impostors!
Jesus called you out in the middle of his dinner crowd
And your friends were like "who?"
So to convince them that you weren't sus
You decided to kiss the dude
Bruh, Judas, what was your gameplan?
Pretend you were a gay man?
Between this and your death
It's like your bible can't keep a story straight. Damn
Yeah, and y tu Brute
Christ! Your play is so cliche
"Who'd have thunk that his best friend would
In the end leave him slain"?
I don't think you could have had more foreshadowing
In the Civil War you wanted him killed
Then Julius made you his right hand man
Didn't see the spear coming from left field?
When a Holy Roller and Roman Soldier clash
It's a circus of your beliefs
So in turn what did The Church receive?
Homophobia and some pervy priests
That's really not the purpose, see
Fact is that the perp is me
Every word you haven't heard or seen
Was reserved perfectly for your defeat
Pull back the curtains to serve you freaks
On pure deceit. You could learn a thing
'Fore I slurp your spleen so worship me
Or I'll turn this verse to a murder scene
EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
We think we found a body, he was rotten as a corpse
SECURITY! SECURITY!
Knock Knock, but God's not answering the door
THE CIRCUITRY!.THE CIRCUITRY!
Cut out by the work of a saboteur!
VERSUS ME VERSUS ME
Your whole crew dies. This my SELF REPORT (woo!)