[Intro]
SNAKEBITE RAP BATTLES!
JEVIL
VS
MONTRESOR
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Montresor]
Greetings and salutations
It's your companion Montresor meeting this valiant acquaintance
I must ask of one request, sir, that we skip this poor bravado
And check my kin's coat and motto, you'll end up with Fortunado
When I wreak havoc on jesters, mask on, draped in gothic clothing
I'm a sly Fox more cunning than Toby, took your first game's whole gimmick then cloned it
There's been no change. Where's your metamorphosis? I'll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask in your fervent whines, and once this murder's final, you're sure to find I've committed the perfect rhyme

[Verse 2: Jevil]
Let's play a game, a game, I call it Guess the Human!
This one's consumed by petty feuding and now his world revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting to maim his pal...
But it all went to shit as their silence gnawed at his fulfillment! Does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You're at your most bright when you're slathered in niter
This one is a game you're not playing so well
Must be a holiday 'cause I'm taking no Ls
No chance you could match with my pace (Chaos!)
You're a tactless disgrace (Chaos!)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place
For the drunkard who authored you lacked any taste (Weehee!)
When causing carnival carnage, I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains, I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip!)
Put your friend asleep for fifty years? (Aw...) You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story's got me like "Erm... I can do mostly anything"
[Verse 3: Montresor]
That's the best you can do to me?
Then I'll be punishing this puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack of children then soiled it
All it took was TP to flush this joker down the toilet
It's drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune!
Break you apart like the key for your cell's lock
In paces requiescat
For the love of God, I'll put this hack in a box
I rule harder than Kaard, so just call me Seam
For this ordeal's left me in stitches and you've pushed my buttons, so good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock you away for good. Feeling deja vu?

[Verse 4: Jevil]
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote to give readers creeps
A discount Tell Tale but failed to keep a beat
You think you're all that 'cause you clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat, I'll be crowned like it's checkers
You spent your verse threatening thousands of injuries
Yet through it all, you've not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I'm spittin'
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can't keep up the tempo
'Gainst gaming's most demented jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been, frolicking in the cemetery
So here's one more final jest between friends and it's not the hatchet getting buried
[Outro: Snakebite126 as Announcer]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
SNAKE-
*gets wrapped in chains*
BITE!
*building starts to fall on him*
RRRRRAP!
BATTLES!