[Verse 1: Donkey Kong]
I'm the almighty ape, and you think you can nerf me?
You're gonna wish that you shoulda picked Mercy!
You're fed on the spoon, i'm fed up with this douche
Wanna be an astronaut? Give my full moon a smooch!
If Winston's really tryna become a human, he's crazy
Acting tough, but on the inside you're a peanut butter baby
Not a monkey, not a scientist, your evolution's late
You're the Helen Keller on the Planet of the Apes
So you're thinking you're the best of the tanks? You almost had mе
You thought you'd get me choking, but i'm not your daddy
They sеnt a nerd to kick some ass? What a tragedy
You fix your glasses like the first thing you're about to say is "AKCHUALLY"

[Verse 2: Winston]
Your threats are more empty than your head, I'm fed up
Only got food on your mind, your brain's a literal banana
You think you're "Very Hard"? Com to me, I bash foes
Expand Dong put a whole new meaning into Smash Bros
When I jump, the earth shakes, you're dropping in the breeze
Cuz so far your return's were a tropical sneeze
I go apeshit like Hov! Every beat, I go drop em
You got 99 lives? I'm causing 99 problems!

[Verse 3: Donkey Kong]
Carbon copies of DK have no hope in a battle
But from the rollout, you're still the bottom of the barrel
[Verse 4: Winston]
You steal women like a ripoff of King Kong, you faker
Shouldn't call me a copy if you're already a Tracer

[Verse 5: Donkey Kong]
Who could you ever hurt with only 10 seconds to rip up?
I leave banana peels on tracks, try not to slip up

[Verse 6: Winston]
Is this Cranky's shop? Cuz I don't buy it
Even K. Rool. scales more ever since you went quiet

[Verse 7: Donkey Kong]
You talk in puzzles, its enough! I'm grooving like Stickerbrush
Couldn't find a single punch, even Squawks is giving up!
I'm starting uprisings that'll leave this boy scarred
The last time that Gorillaz went Humanz it flopped hard
So go beg your friends to help in your last wishes
I'll leave you rapping alone like its Christmas!

[Verse 8: Winston]
This battle's not a tie, though you're still a pain in the neck
In the shadow of Mario, you're a jumping silhouette
And the way you treat your helping animals annoys me
No wonder this Nintendo product would abuse his own employees
You're running nothing but a dysfunctional bundle
Took your whole family tree and made a patchwork jungle
While your past turned to crumbles, i'm witnessing you decay
You're a baby kong and I served you like BK!